關(guān)于短篇英文笑話故事閱讀
關(guān)于短篇英文笑話故事閱讀
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關(guān)于短篇英文笑話故事：I WANT A NIGHTMARE
Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I' passed today's exam." "Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied. "Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects n my dream tonight," Tom said.
想做壞夢(mèng)
在期末考試之前，湯姆告訴他的母親："媽媽，我昨天晚上做了一個(gè)夢(mèng)，夢(mèng)見我通過(guò)了今天的考試。""不要相信夢(mèng)，親愛的。據(jù)說(shuō)夢(mèng)中的經(jīng)歷通常與現(xiàn)實(shí)相反。"媽媽答道。"那么，我真希望在今晚的夢(mèng)中，我的其他功課都不及格。"湯姆說(shuō)。
關(guān)于短篇英文笑話故事：Little Boys
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight," the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?"
The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They are for him.
He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you
would be able to swim and ride a bike.
He can't do either one."
關(guān)于短篇英文笑話故事：Saving Money 省錢
A man told his son to take a letter to the post office, buy a three-cent stamp and mail it.
After a while his son returned. The man asked him, "Did you mail the letter?"
His son replied, "Certainly, and I have saved the three cents. I saw many people dropping letters in a box, so when nobody was looking, I dropped mine in too."
有個(gè)人叫他的兒子拿一封信到郵局去買一張三分錢的郵票把它寄出去。
過(guò)了一會(huì)兒他的兒子回來(lái)了，他問(wèn)兒子：“信寄了嗎?”
兒子回答說(shuō)：“當(dāng)然寄了，我還省了三分錢哩。我看到很多人把信投進(jìn)了一個(gè)箱子，我就趁沒(méi)人的時(shí)候把我的也投進(jìn)去了。”
關(guān)于短篇英文笑話故事：Sunday School
There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his balls weighed five pounds. All the nurses and even the doctor didn't know what to do with him.
Then, the chief surgeon walked in and asked what was wrong. The head nurse replied, ''We don't know what to do with this baby.''
So the chief surgeon took one look and said, "You should put him into a mental institution."
''Why?' asked the head nurse.
"Well," replied the chief surgeon, "take a look at him. The boy is obviously half nuts."
關(guān)于短篇英文笑話故事：Team Spirit
At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"
The little boy nodded in the affirmative.
"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win together as a team?"
The little boy nodded yes.
"So," the coach continued, "when a strike is called, or you're out at first, you don't argue or curse or attack the umpire. Do you understand all that?"
Again the little boy nodded.
"Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain it to your mother."
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