關(guān)于適合六年級(jí)的英語(yǔ)笑話
關(guān)于適合六年級(jí)的英語(yǔ)笑話
英語(yǔ)笑話從古至今都備受大家的喜愛(ài)，其短小精煉的形式非常適合小學(xué)生閱讀。本文是關(guān)于適合六年級(jí)的英語(yǔ)笑話，希望對(duì)大家有幫助!
關(guān)于適合六年級(jí)的英語(yǔ)笑話：干凈的杯子
Clean glass
Joe and Fred were helping to build a house in a village. The weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they stopped work to have their lunch. They found the nearest small bar, went in and sat down with their sandwiches.
"Good afternoon, gentlemen. What can I get you?" The man behind the bar asked.
Joe looked at Fred and said, "Beer, I think. Yes, a pint of beer each. Is that all right for you, Fred?"
"Yes, that's all right." Fred said. Then he turned to the man behind the bar and said, "And I want it in a clean glass! Don't forget that."
The man behind the bar filled the glasses and brought them to Joe and Fred. Then he said: "Which of you asked for the clean glass?"
關(guān)于適合六年級(jí)的英語(yǔ)笑話：忘年戀
May-December marriage
It was a May-December marriage, and as the old man climbed into bed for the first time with his new bride, he asked, “Did your mother tell you what to do on your wedding night?”
“Yes,” she cooed, kissing him lightly, “She told me everything.”
“Good,” said the elderly gentleman as he turned out the light, “because I’ve forgotten.”
關(guān)于適合六年級(jí)的英語(yǔ)笑話：電話號(hào)碼
Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to better illustrate the idea of prayer.
每個(gè)星期天牧師都會(huì)把孩子們叫到教堂前面，然后給他們講一個(gè)故事。一天，他為了更好地闡述祈禱的含義，帶來(lái)了一臺(tái)電話機(jī)。
"You talk to people on the telephone and don't see them on the other end of the line, right?" he began.
“你們和別人在電話里交談，并沒(méi)有看到電話線另一端的人，對(duì)嗎?”他開(kāi)始問(wèn)道。
The children nodded yes. "Well, talking to God is like talking on the telephone. He's on the other end, but you can't see him.
孩子們點(diǎn)頭稱是。“好的，和上帝交談就象通過(guò)電話交談一樣。他就在另一端，雖然你看不見(jiàn)他，但是他正在聆聽(tīng)你的心聲。”
He is listening though."Just then a little boy piped up and asked, "What's his number?"
就在這時(shí)，一個(gè)小男孩尖著嗓子問(wèn)道：“那他的電話號(hào)碼是什么?”
關(guān)于適合六年級(jí)的英語(yǔ)笑話：特工的考驗(yàn)
Test of the agents
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists -- two men and one woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her."
The first man said. "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent replies, "Then you're not the right man for this job.”
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent replies, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. So I had to beat him to death with the chair."
關(guān)于適合六年級(jí)的英語(yǔ)笑話：你的名字是什么
What is your name
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami. They had been meeting at that park every sunny day for over 12 years, chatting, and enjoying each other’s friendship.
One day, the younger of the two ladies, turns to the other and says, “Please don”t be angry with me, dear, but I am embarrassed, after all these years. What is your name? I am trying to remember, but I just can’t.”
The older friend stares at her, looking very distressed, says nothing for two full minutes, and finally with tearful eyes, says, “How soon do you have to know?”
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