關(guān)于英文笑話小故事閱讀
關(guān)于英文笑話小故事閱讀
英語(yǔ)笑話每次一出現(xiàn)便受到了大多數(shù)人的喜愛(ài)，在人們的日常生活及交往當(dāng)中，英語(yǔ)笑話無(wú)處不在。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編分享關(guān)于英文笑話小故事，希望可以幫助大家!
關(guān)于英文笑話小故事：Who Are Crooks?
A newspaper once carried an editorial which stated bluntly that half the city council were crooks. Under penalty of arrest, the editor issued following retraction: "HALF THE CITY COUNCIL AREN'T CROOKS."
誰(shuí)是騙子?
一次，一份報(bào)紙刊登了一篇社論，直接指出市議會(huì)里有一半人是騙子。在被罰以拘留后，編輯發(fā)表了以下聲明：“市議會(huì)里有一半人不是騙子。”
關(guān)于英文笑話小故事：Churchill and Bernard Shaw
Winston Churchill was Prime Minister of Great Britain during World War II. He was a fat and short man. George Bernard Shaw was a famous writer. He was
tall and lean. Both of them were humorists.
When they met at a reception, Churchill said to Shaw with a smile, "Mr. Shaw, when people see you, they must think there is a famine in our country." "Yes," said Bernard Shaw, "but they must think you are responsible for it."
丘吉爾和肖伯納
丘吉爾是二戰(zhàn)期間英國(guó)的首相，他是個(gè)又矮又胖的男人。肖伯納是著名作家，又高又瘦。他們倆都是幽默詼諧的人。
一次，他們?cè)谝粋€(gè)招待會(huì)上碰面了。丘吉爾微笑著對(duì)肖伯納說(shuō)：“肖伯納先生，人們看到您，一定 為我們國(guó)家正在鬧饑荒。”“對(duì)，”肖伯納回答：“但他們一定認(rèn)為這是您造成的。”
關(guān)于英文笑話小故事：A New Employee
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.
"What is the meaning of this?" the director asked. "When you applied for the job, you told us you had five years' experience. Now we discover this is the first job you ever held."
"Well," the young man said, "in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination."
一個(gè)年輕人在被雇用幾個(gè)星期后，被叫到人事經(jīng)理的辦公室。
“這是什么意思?”經(jīng)理問(wèn)，“當(dāng)你申請(qǐng)這份工作時(shí)，你告訴我們有五年工作經(jīng)驗(yàn)，現(xiàn)在我們發(fā)現(xiàn)這其實(shí)是你的第一份工作。”
“嗯，”年輕人回答，“你們的廣告上說(shuō)需要找一個(gè)有想象力的人嘛。”
關(guān)于英文笑話小故事：To Give Up the Seat
Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."
"Well, you've done the right thing," says Mommy
"But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap."
讓座
小約翰告訴媽媽：“早上我和爸爸坐公車時(shí)，他讓我給一位女士讓座。”
“好，你做得對(duì)。”媽媽說(shuō)。
“但是，媽媽，我那時(shí)正坐在爸爸的大腿上。”
關(guān)于英文笑話小故事：Who's better satisfied?
Who's better satisfied? A
person with six children or a person with million? Why?
The person with six children of course. Because the one with million wants more.
誰(shuí)更滿足?
一個(gè)有六個(gè)孩子的人和一個(gè)有600萬(wàn)美元的人，誰(shuí)更滿足?為什么?
當(dāng)然是有六個(gè)孩子的那個(gè)，因?yàn)橛?00萬(wàn)美元那個(gè)還想要得更多。
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