爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話加翻譯精選
爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話加翻譯精選
英語(yǔ)冷笑話是近幾年才出現(xiàn)的新興語(yǔ)言現(xiàn)象，它以網(wǎng)絡(luò)為主要的傳播方式。本文是爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話加翻譯，希望對(duì)大家有幫助!
爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話加翻譯：Dad seeking praise 老爸求贊美
5-year-old daughter, wanting her father to help her do something.
Father: "I'm so tired, if you praise me, I'll Be fresh."
Daughter: "Lao Zheng!"
Dad: "Hey!"
Daughter: "Your chick looks really nice ah ......"
5歲的女兒讓老爸幫她做某事。
老爸：“爸爸很累啦，你夸我兩句吧，你夸我兩句我就又有勁了。”
女兒：“老鄭!”
老爸：“哎!”
女兒：“你家妞妞長(zhǎng)得可真漂亮啊……”
爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話加翻譯：Traffic lights are so pretty
交通燈真美
In the side of the bank, there is a crossroads, is the only way that I go home every day.
One evening, I drove the car home with the three-year-old daughter, came to theembankment(路堤), from afar, I saw a few traffic lights are out, the crossroads were in bad ...
Each traffic light red, yellow, green light, all the bright backdrop in a sunset, is truly beautiful. I quickly called my daughter to enjoy this rare beauty: "Honey, see, is it not very pretty in front of all the traffic lights lamp light?"
Daughter look and said: "Wow! Is nice! Who are they repaired them?"
在堤岸邊有個(gè)十字路口，是我每天回家的必經(jīng)之路。
一天黃昏，我開車車載著三歲的女兒回家，來(lái)到堤岸，從遠(yuǎn)處看去，只見(jiàn)十字路口的幾只紅綠燈都出了故障……
每只紅綠燈的紅﹑黃﹑綠燈都全部亮起，在晚霞襯托下，煞是好看。我趕緊叫我的女兒欣賞這難得一見(jiàn)的美景：“女兒你看，前面所有紅綠燈的每盞燈都亮了，是不是很漂亮?”
女兒看后說(shuō)道：“哇!好漂亮啊!是誰(shuí)把他們修好的?”
爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話加翻譯：It's Always Me
總是我
A father said to his sons: "Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?" The oldest son replied: "Father, I'll eat it all!" The father then said: "Tomorrow I'm going to butcher a pig. Who is going to eat it?" The same son answered: "Father, I'll eat it all!" The father added: "Tomorrow, we are going to plough the field. Who is going to plough?" The oldest son answered again: "It's always me, always me. Now it's someone else's turn to volunteer!"
一位父親對(duì)他的兒子們說(shuō)：“你們的媽媽明天要烙一張餡餅，誰(shuí)要吃呢?” 大兒子說(shuō)：“爸爸，我要把它都吃了。” 父親接著說(shuō)：“明天我要?dú)⒁豢谪i，誰(shuí)要吃呢?” 又是大兒子說(shuō)：“爸爸，我要把它都吃了。” 父親又說(shuō)：“明天我們要耕地，誰(shuí)想耕地呢?” 大兒子再次回答道：“總是我，總是我，這次還是讓其他人來(lái)吧。”
爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話加翻譯：The Advantage of Alcohol
酒的好處
In order to prove the harmful effect of alcohol,the teacher put a bug into a glass filled with alcohol, soon the bug died.
The teacher asked a student, "What does this show?"
The student answered, "It shows that people won't get parasites if they drink more alcohol."
為了證明酒精對(duì)生物的危害，老師把一只蟲子放入裝有酒精的杯子里，蟲子很快就死了。
老師問(wèn)一個(gè)學(xué)生：“這說(shuō)明了什么?”
學(xué)生答道：“說(shuō)明人多喝酒，就不會(huì)長(zhǎng)蟲子。”
爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話加翻譯：Why aren't you listening
為什么不認(rèn)真聽課
Teacher: Jack, why aren't you listening?
Jack: But, teacher, I'm listening.
Teacher: If you were listening, tell me what I said just now.
Jack: You said, "Jack, why aren't you listening?"
老師：杰克，你為什么不認(rèn)真聽課?
杰克：老師，我正在聽課呀!
老師：如果你剛才在聽課，那告訴我剛才我說(shuō)的什么。
杰克：您說(shuō)的是：“杰克，你為什么不認(rèn)真聽課?”
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