有關(guān)兒童英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀
笑話是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透過(guò)笑話我們可以看到一個(gè)民族的生存環(huán)境、生活方式、社會(huì)關(guān)系和心理特征等等。本文是有關(guān)兒童英語(yǔ)笑話，希望對(duì)大家有幫助!
有關(guān)兒童英語(yǔ)笑話：左耳朵進(jìn)右耳朵出
I'm Trying to Stop It
"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?" "No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other, so I am trying to stop it." “孩子，你為什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了嗎?” “沒(méi)有，老師?？墒悄阕蛱煺f(shuō)你告訴我的知識(shí)都是一個(gè)耳朵里進(jìn)，一個(gè)耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。”
有關(guān)兒童英語(yǔ)笑話：Who was the first man?
誰(shuí)是第一個(gè)男人
A teacher said to her class:
Who was the first man?
George Washington, a little boy shouted promptly.
How do you make out that George Washington was the first man? asked the teacher, smiling indulgently.
Because, said the little boy, he was first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen.
But at this point a larger boy held up his hand.
Well, said the teacher to him, who do you think was the first man?
I don't know what his name was, said the larger boy, but I know it wasn't George Washington, ma'am, because the history book says George Washington married a widow, so, of course, there must have been a man ahead of him.
有個(gè)老師問(wèn)班上的學(xué)生：
誰(shuí)是第一個(gè)男人?
喬治·華盛頓，一個(gè)小男孩當(dāng)即叫道。
你怎么知道喬治·華盛頓是第一個(gè)男人呢?老師問(wèn)道，寬容地微笑著。
小男孩說(shuō)：因?yàn)樗菓?zhàn)時(shí)第一，和時(shí)第一，國(guó)人心中第一。
這時(shí)一個(gè)大點(diǎn)兒的男孩舉起手來(lái)。
那么，老師對(duì)他說(shuō)，你認(rèn)為誰(shuí)是第一個(gè)男人呢?
我不知道他的名字，大點(diǎn)兒的男孩說(shuō)，但我知道不是喬治·華盛頓，老師。因?yàn)闅v史書上說(shuō)，喬治·華盛頓娶了一個(gè)寡婦，所以在他前面肯定還有一個(gè)男人。
有關(guān)兒童英語(yǔ)笑話：Sharing the Apples
分蘋果
Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. Share them with your sister, she said.
So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started touching into the large one.
Cor! said his sister, If Mum had given them to me I'd have given you the large one and had the small one myself.
Well, said Harry, that's what you've got, so what are you worrying about?
媽媽給了哈里兩個(gè)蘋果，一個(gè)大一點(diǎn)，另一個(gè)小點(diǎn)兒。跟妹妹分著吃。媽媽說(shuō)。
所以，哈里就把小個(gè)的給了妹妹，自己開(kāi)始啃那個(gè)大個(gè)的。
哼，妹妹說(shuō)，如果媽媽給了我，我會(huì)把大的給你，把小的留給自己的。
對(duì)呀，哈里說(shuō)，你拿到的不就是小的嗎?還著什么急呀?
有關(guān)兒童英語(yǔ)笑話：Excited Remarks 激動(dòng)的話
Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would always bring forth squeals(長(zhǎng)聲尖叫) of delight, accompanied by excited remarks of Look at that! Look at that! I'm going to have one of those someday, his dad's response always was Not as long as I'm alive.
One day, while our son was talking to a little friend, a motorcycle passed by. He excitedlypointed it out to the boy and exclaimed, Look at that! Look at that! I'm getting one of those as soon as my dad dies.
我五歲的兒子對(duì)摩托車有強(qiáng)烈的愛(ài)好。只要看見(jiàn)一輛摩托車，他就會(huì)高興得哇哇直叫，并激動(dòng)地說(shuō)：瞧這輛!瞧這輛，我總有一天也要有一輛。他爸爸的回答老是只要我活著，你就別想有這玩藝兒。
一天我們的兒子跟他的小朋友在說(shuō)話，有一輛摩托車開(kāi)了過(guò)去。他興奮的指著摩托車叫道瞧這輛!瞧這輛!等我爸一死我就要有這樣一輛摩托車了。
有關(guān)兒童英語(yǔ)笑話：Tell a lie
Mom: "Which banana do you want, Victor?"
Victor: "I want that one of the greatest."
Mom: "Victor, you should be polite, to have that little one."
Victor: "Mom, I must lie to be polite?"
媽媽：“你要哪一只香蕉，維克多?”
維克多：“我要那只最大的。”
媽媽：“維克多，你應(yīng)該懂禮貌，要那只小的。”
維克多：“媽媽，難道懂禮貌就必須說(shuō)謊嗎?”
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