少兒英語笑話故事大全
少兒英語笑話故事大全
笑話是人們生活中不可或缺的組成部分,與社會密切相關(guān)。就連少兒們也對笑話情有獨鐘。本文是少兒英語笑話故事，希望對大家有幫助!
少兒英語笑話故事：Summer Camp
A counselor was helping his kids put their stuff away on their first morning in Summer Camp.
He was surprised to see one of the youngsters had an umbrella.
The counselor asked, "Why did you bring an umbrella to camp?"
The kid answered, "Did you ever have a mother?"
少兒英語笑話故事：Playing house
Two little children, a boy and a girl, walked hand-in-hand to a neighbor's house.
The little girl stood on her tiptoes and just able to reach the doorbell. Then, an elderly lady greeted them at the front door.
"Good morning, children," she said. "What can I do for you?"
"We're playing house," the little girl answered. "This is my husband"... "and I'm his wife. Can we come in?"
Thoroughly enchanted by the scene, the elderly lady replied, "By all means, do come in."
Once inside, she offered the children lemonade and cookies, which they graciously accepted. When a second tall glass of lemonade was offered, the little girl politely declined.
"No thank you," she said. "We have to go now. My husband just wet his pants."
少兒英語笑話故事：Fur coat
Watching her mother as she tried on her new fur coat, a young girl said unhappily, "Mom, do you realize some poor animal suffered so you could have that?" Her mother shot her an angry look, "How dare you talk about your father like that?"
少兒英語笑話故事：All you can drink
There was a business man driving down this country road when he spotted a little boy that had a lemonade stand. Since it was quite hot and he was thirsty, he decided to stop.
Once he got up to the little boy's stand, he noticed a sign that said "All you can drink 10 cents," and a single, very small glass.
Well, he thought that it was a very small glass, but since it was only 10 cents for all he could drink, he decided to get some anyway.
He gave the boy a dime, and shot down the whole glass in one swig. He slapped the glass back onto the table and said, "fill 'er up."
The kid replied, "Sure thing, that'll be 10 cents."
To this the business man said, "But your sign says all you can drink for a dime."
"It is," the little boy
少兒英語笑話故事：Family trip
Summer vacation was over and the teacher asked a little boy about his family trip.
"We visited my grandmother in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan," he replied.
The teacher asked, "Good, can you tell the class how you spell that?"
The student, obviously flustered, thought a moment and then said, "Actually, we went to Ohio."
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