關(guān)于食物的英文笑話閱讀
笑話是一種頗受人們喜愛(ài)的民間敘事類(lèi)型,材料豐富,有廣泛的現(xiàn)實(shí)基礎(chǔ)。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了關(guān)于食物的英文笑話，歡迎閱讀!
關(guān)于食物的英文笑話篇一
Vegetarianism
A man was talking to his friends about why he was a vegetarian.
"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals," he said,"I'm a vegetarian 'cause I HATE plants!"
素食主義者
一個(gè)人和他的朋友聊為什么他會(huì)是個(gè)素食主義者.
他朋友說(shuō)“我不是素食主義者是因?yàn)槲覠釔?ài)動(dòng)物”
他說(shuō)：我是素食主義者因?yàn)槲液奘卟?/p>
(笑點(diǎn)：他朋友愛(ài)動(dòng)物所以吃動(dòng)物,他只吃蔬菜是因?yàn)樗奘卟怂砸缘?
關(guān)于食物的英文笑話篇二
Yum Yum
Q:How do you make a Swiss roll?
A:you push them down the Alps.
問(wèn) 你怎么做(內(nèi)卷果醬或者奶油)的蛋糕?
答：你把他們從阿而卑斯山上推下去.
笑點(diǎn)是 Swiss roll是一種蛋糕的名字,回答的人是一個(gè)詞一個(gè)詞理解的.
關(guān)于食物的英文笑話篇三
Balance diet
Q:What is a balance diet?
A:The same amont of cokies in each hand!
問(wèn) 什么是平衡飲食?
答 就是用兩個(gè)手吃同樣數(shù)量的餅干.
看了“關(guān)于食物的英文笑話”后，學(xué)習(xí)啦小編分享“祈禱”!
"Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents'. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the younger one began praying at the top of his lungs. "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE... I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO... I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."His older brother nudged him and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."To which the younger one replied, "No, but Grandma is!"
兩個(gè)小男孩在他們的祖父母家過(guò)夜。睡覺(jué)時(shí)間到了，這兩個(gè)小男孩跪在床上祈禱。弟弟用非常大的聲音祈禱著，“我祈求有一輛新自行車(chē)……我祈求有一個(gè)新游戲機(jī)……我祈求有一個(gè)新錄像機(jī)……”他的哥哥用胳膊肘輕輕地碰了他一下，說(shuō)：“你為什么這么大聲地喊叫呢?上帝又不是聾子。”弟弟聽(tīng)了回答道：“上帝是不聾，可奶奶聾呀!”"
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