關于奧運的英語笑話閱讀
關于奧運的英語笑話閱讀
笑話是內容豐富并具有出乎意料結尾的幽默口頭故事。笑話幾乎涵蓋人們生活的所有領域,其中包括政治笑話、經濟笑話、家庭生活笑話、關于民族性格的笑話等。小編精心收集了關于奧運的英語笑話，供大家欣賞學習!
關于奧運的英語笑話篇1
(Interviewing a volunteer for the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games)
Interviewer: First, would you like to explain why you are interested in this job?
Interviewee: Well, I think it’s very meaningful to participate in something as special as this; you know, to be able to welcome overseas friends and to make them feel at home, what a privilege!
Interviewer: Nice, and what will you do when an overseas guest asks for help?
Interviewee: That’s easy. I’ll just try my best to help them! If they ask for directions, I’ll make sure they know where they are on the map and then point them in the right direction. If they need suggestions for entertainment, I’ll show them around. If they are short of money, I’ll… give them money!
Interviewer: Give them money? Are you sure? Why not give me some?
Interviewee: Hehe … sorry, that’s a mistake. I meant I’ll try my best to help them.
Interviewer: You’ve got the right idea, and have a very good attitude indeed. And by the way, what will you do if you encounter some unfriendly guests that have some unreasonable requests?
Interviewee: Well, in that case, I’ll stay calm and politely explain the reason why I can’t be of more assistance. Trust me. I’ll be able to find the balance between being a good host to foreigners and maintaining the dignity, virtue and honor of our Chinese traditions.
Interviewer: I understand it’s quite a delicate balance. And I’m very happy to see that you understand this too - you are hired!
Interviewee: Really? Hoo-ray!
Interviewer: Behave yourself!
Interviewee: Oh, yes sir!(Written by Tina; Level: Middle)
歡迎您2008年光臨北京
(招聘2008年北京奧運會志愿者的一次面試)
面試官：首先，請解釋一下你為什么會對這一工作感興趣?
應聘者：嗯，我認為能親身參與像北京奧運會這樣特殊的歷史事件是非常有意義的。你知道，能有機會歡迎來自五湖四海的國際友人，使他們賓至如歸是件多么榮幸的事啊!
面試官：很好!那么當一位外國客人向你尋求幫助時，你會怎么辦?
應聘者：很簡單呀，我會盡力幫助他們!如果他們是問路，我保證讓他們清楚他們當前在地圖上的確切位置，再告訴他們應該怎么走;如果他們需要一些娛樂建議，我就帶他們到處走走看看;如果他們缺錢，我就……給他們錢!
面試官：給他們錢?你確定?為什么不先給我點呢?
應聘者：嘿嘿……對不起，我說錯了。我的意思是說我會盡最大努力幫助他們。
面試官：你的想法很正確，態(tài)度也非常好。對了，如果遇到一些不太友好的客人提出一些不盡合理的要求，你會怎么處理?
應聘者：嗯，碰到這種情況，我會保持冷靜，禮貌地向他解釋我不能提供這類幫助的原因。請相信我，我能在既當好外國客人的稱職東道主，又能維護我們中華民族的尊嚴、美德與名譽間找到一種平衡。
面試官：我知道這是一種十分微妙的平衡，很高興你已經明白了這一點，你被錄取了!
應聘者：真的?萬歲!
面試官：放規(guī)矩點!
應聘者：哦，是!
關于奧運的英語笑話篇2
You are a poor speller or typist. You made at least four mistakes. we need more talenT in spoken english ,study togEther ! U need a basic spoken english, and we don't want someone who's boring, pleAse with U'r desire and pasSion on communication!
看了“關于奧運的英語笑話”后，學習啦小編分享寓言英語笑話“狗住旅店”!
《狗住旅店》
一個人給一家他計劃在假期里停留的小旅館寫了封信，“我非常希望帶著我的狗，它很干凈很有教養(yǎng)，你能允許它和我睡一間屋子嗎?”
旅館主人立即回了封信，“我經營旅館很多年了，狗從沒偷過毛巾，床單， 餐具，或者墻上的畫。我也從沒有在半夜因為狗喝醉胡鬧而趕走它，狗也從不不付帳就跑掉。實際上我們非常歡迎您的狗來我們旅館，如果它為您擔保，也歡迎您來。
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his vacation: "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"
An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."
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