關(guān)于簡(jiǎn)短英文笑話大全
關(guān)于簡(jiǎn)短英文笑話大全
冷笑話是一種新興的語言現(xiàn)象,伴隨著網(wǎng)絡(luò)的普及它已經(jīng)滲透到了青年群體的日常生活,偶爾爆出的一兩句冷笑話能使交流氛圍變得輕松愉悅,也能展示交談?wù)叩挠哪椭腔?。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了關(guān)于簡(jiǎn)短英文笑話，歡迎閱讀!
關(guān)于簡(jiǎn)短英文笑話：Redneck Mirror
After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores, he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not knowing what it was, he remarked, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy."
He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he remembered his wife, Lizzy, didn't like his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it. Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn.
One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with."
關(guān)于簡(jiǎn)短英文笑話： Bad Singing
Miranda likes to sing, and whenever she begins, her husband heads outside.
Hurt and a little dejected, she asked him, "Don't you like my singing?"
"Of course, Dear," he replied. "I just want to make sure the neighbors know I'm notbeating you."
關(guān)于簡(jiǎn)短英文笑話：A Case For The FBI
The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello?"
"Hello, is this FBI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor Tom. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood."
"This will be noted."
Next day, the FBI comes over to Tom's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, find no marijuana, swear at Tom and leave.
The phone rings at Tom's house. "Hey, Tom! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yeah they did." "Okay, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed."
關(guān)于簡(jiǎn)短英文笑話：Friend for Supper
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."
關(guān)于簡(jiǎn)短英文笑話：Bitch Literal
Three guys are in a bar discussing how much their wives bitch at them. They decide that when they get home, they'll do everything that the women ask.
The next weekend, they are in the same bar.
The first guy says "Man, I don't think that our idea was so great! I was sitting on the couchwatching TV and I dropped my cigarette on the couch. My wife said why don't you burn the whole house down? That place is still smoldering."
The second guy said "That ain't nothing. I was working on the car, and dropped my wrenchand it nicked the fender. She said why don't you tear the whole car apart? It took me all night."
The third guy said "You guys don't have nothing on me. When I walked in the door, my wife was doing the dishes, and I felt a little romantic. I reached down, and grabbed her crotch, she said "Cut that out!" He held out his hands. "Ever seen one of these real close?"
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