關(guān)于初一幽默英語(yǔ)笑話
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關(guān)于初一幽默英語(yǔ)笑話：I Lost 我輸了
It was at a five o’clock tea. A young man came to the hostess to apologize for his lateness.
“So good of you to come， Mr.Jones，and where is your brother?”
“You see we're very busy in the office and only one of us could come，so we tossed up for it.”
“How nice!And so original， too! And you won?”
“No，” said the young man absently，“I lost.”
五點(diǎn)鐘，下午茶的時(shí)間，一個(gè)年輕人因?yàn)檫t到向女主人致歉。
“您能來(lái)可真好，瓊斯先生，您的兄弟在哪兒呢?”
“您知道我們?cè)谵k公室里有非常忙，我們倆只能來(lái)一個(gè)，所以就擲幣來(lái)決定由誰(shuí)來(lái)。”
“太有意思了!還那么有獨(dú)創(chuàng)性!那您贏了?”
“不，”年輕人心不在焉地說(shuō)，“我輸了。”
關(guān)于初一幽默英語(yǔ)笑話：外語(yǔ)的重要性
A cat and her four kittens ran into a large dog. When the kittens cowered, the cat let out a series of loud barks, scaring the dog away.
Turning to her kittens, the cat said, "You see how important it is to know a second language."
一天，一只貓媽媽領(lǐng)著4只小貓?jiān)诼飞献?，卻遇到了一只大狗。小貓們嚇的蜷縮成了一團(tuán)，這時(shí)貓媽媽吼出了一連串的汪汪聲，大狗被嚇跑了。貓媽媽轉(zhuǎn)過(guò)身來(lái)對(duì)幾個(gè)小貓說(shuō)，“孩子們，看看掌握一門(mén)外語(yǔ)是多么的重要呀!”
關(guān)于初一幽默英語(yǔ)笑話：Headstone "Strange"的墓石
A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it. "Here lies an honest man and a lawyer," responded the lawyer. "Sorry, but I can't do that," replied the stonecutter. "In this state, it's against the law to bury two people in the same grave. However, I could put ``here lies an honest lawyer" "But that won't let people know who it is" protested the lawyer. "Certainly will," retorted the stonecutter. "people will read it and exclaim, "That's Strange!"
一個(gè)姓Strange的律師去買(mǎi)墓碑。他選好了以后，石匠問(wèn)他，要在墓碑上刻什么碑銘。律師回答：“這里長(zhǎng)眠著一個(gè)誠(chéng)實(shí)的人，一個(gè)律師。”“對(duì)不起，我辦不到，”石匠說(shuō)，“要是這樣的話，違反了一個(gè)墳?zāi)怪荒苈裨嵋粋€(gè)人的法律。不過(guò)，我會(huì)刻上：‘這里長(zhǎng)眠著一位誠(chéng)實(shí)的律師’。” 律師抗議：“但是那樣人們就不知道這里埋葬的是誰(shuí)啊!”“當(dāng)然知道啦，”石匠反駁道，“人們看到會(huì)驚呼‘太奇怪了!’”
關(guān)于初一幽默英語(yǔ)笑話：The bear and the rabbit 熊和兔子
There once was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other. One day, they found a genie(神)in a lamp who said he would grant them each three wishes. The bear went first and he said,” I wish to be the only male bear in this forest." And he got his wish.
The rabbit said, "I want a motorcycle helmet.(摩托車安全帽)" And he got his wish.
The bear went up and said, "I wish to be the only male bear in the United States, and all the rest to be female." And he got his wish.
The rabbit said, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go with that helmet(頭盔;鋼盔;帽盔;安全帽)." And he got his wish.
The bear said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females." And he got his wish.
It was the rabbit's turn, and he said, "I wish that bear was gay(男同性戀)."
關(guān)于初一幽默英語(yǔ)笑話：MOSES & JESUS 摩西和耶穌
A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?". He spots some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you". He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?". It said "YES". He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES". The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses??" The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS Rottweiler "JESUS".
一個(gè)竊賊潛入一戶人家。他看到一個(gè)喜歡的CD機(jī)，他趕緊拿了。就在這個(gè)時(shí)候他聽(tīng)到有人說(shuō)：“耶穌正在看著你。”他照著手電看來(lái)看去，嘀咕著：“到底是什么人在說(shuō)話?”這時(shí)，他看到桌子上有些錢(qián)，他又拿了。。。那聲音又來(lái)了：“耶穌正在看著你。”他躲到一個(gè)角落，想找出是誰(shuí)在說(shuō)話。結(jié)果看到一只鸚鵡，于是他問(wèn)鸚鵡：“是你在說(shuō)話嗎?”鸚鵡承認(rèn)了。 小賊說(shuō)：“你叫什么名字?”“摩西”。小賊說(shuō)：“什么人給鳥(niǎo)取這種名字?”鸚鵡回答：“就是那個(gè)給他的羅威那犬取名為‘耶穌’的那個(gè)人啊。”
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