有關(guān)于小學(xué)英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯
笑話是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透過(guò)笑話我們可以看到一個(gè)民族的生存環(huán)境、生活方式、社會(huì)關(guān)系和心理特征等等。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了有關(guān)于小學(xué)英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
有關(guān)于小學(xué)英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯：Don't You Like Any of Our Colours Today?
Mrs. Green was eighty，but she had a small car，and she always drove to the shops in it on Saturday and bought her food.
She did not drive fast，because she was old，but she drove well and never hit anything. Sometimes her grandchildren said to her，“Please don't drive your car，grandmother. We can take you to the shops.”
But she always said，“No，I like driving. I've driven for fifty years，and I'm not going to stop now.”
Last Saturday she stopped her car at some traffic-lights because they were red，and then it did not start again. The lights were green，then yellow，then red，
then green again，but her car did not start.
“What am I going to do now?” She said.
But then a policeman came and said to her kindly，“Good morning. Don't you like any of our colours today?”
格林太太八十歲了。她有一輛小型轎車，每逢星期六她總是開(kāi)著這輛車去購(gòu)買(mǎi)食品。
因?yàn)槟昙o(jì)大了，格林太太車子開(kāi)得不快，不過(guò)她開(kāi)車技術(shù)很高，從來(lái)沒(méi)有出過(guò)事。有時(shí)她的孫子孫女們對(duì)她說(shuō)：“奶奶，您別開(kāi)車了，我們可以送您去商店。”
但她總是說(shuō)：“不，我喜歡開(kāi)車。我已經(jīng)開(kāi)了五十年了，現(xiàn)在還不想撒手。”
上星期六，她看見(jiàn)交通燈是紅色就剎住了車。后來(lái)車子熄火了。交通燈由綠色轉(zhuǎn)為黃色，然后轉(zhuǎn)為紅色，又轉(zhuǎn)變?yōu)榫G色，可她的車子還是發(fā)動(dòng)不起來(lái)。
“現(xiàn)在我該怎么辦呢?”她說(shuō)。
這時(shí)一位警察走過(guò)來(lái)，和氣地對(duì)她說(shuō)：“早上好，今天交通燈的顏色沒(méi)有一樣您喜歡嗎?”
有關(guān)于小學(xué)英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯：紳士
A gentleman was sitting quietly in a first-class compartment. Two ladies got in. One of them saw that the window was open and she shut it before sitting down."Open it again," said the second lady, "I'll die of suffocation(窒息，悶死) if there is no fresh air.""I won't open it," said the first lady, "I'll die of cold if the window is open."A querrel started, and it continued until the gentleman spoke:"Let's have the window shut until this lady has died of suffocation, and then we can have it open until this lady has died of cold. After that it will be nice and quiet in here again."
解決問(wèn)題的好辦法 一位紳士正靜靜地坐在頭等包廂里，有兩位女士走了進(jìn)來(lái)。其中一位見(jiàn)窗戶開(kāi)著，就在落坐之前把窗戶“把窗戶打開(kāi)，”第二位女士說(shuō)道，“如果沒(méi)有新鮮空氣，我會(huì)被憋死的。” “不能打開(kāi)，”第一位說(shuō)道，“如果它開(kāi)著，我會(huì)被凍死的。” 一場(chǎng)爭(zhēng)吵開(kāi)始，沒(méi)完沒(méi)了，直到那位紳士開(kāi)口： “我們先讓窗戶關(guān)著，直到把這位女士憋死，然后再打開(kāi)窗戶，直到把這位女士?jī)鏊?。那以后，這兒就可以恢復(fù)平靜了。”
有關(guān)于小學(xué)英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯：The Lucky Cat 幸運(yùn)的貓
"Father," said Jim, running into the drawing-room, " there's a big black cat in the dining-room."
"Never mind, Jimmy," said his father drowsily, "black cats are lucky."
"This one is, he's just had your dinner!"
吉米跑進(jìn)客廳說(shuō)：“爸爸，餐廳里有一只大黑貓!”
他的父親懶洋洋得說(shuō)：“沒(méi)關(guān)系，吉米，黑貓是幸運(yùn)貓呢。”
“它的確很幸運(yùn)：(因?yàn)?它剛把你的晚飯給吃了。”
有關(guān)于小學(xué)英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯：The Right Leg 右腿
Proctor (exceedingly angry):"So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched? Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair?"
Sophomore (meekly):"The right leg, sir."
學(xué)監(jiān)(非常生氣)：“現(xiàn)在你承認(rèn)這可憐的新生被扔進(jìn)這蛙池里，渾身濕透?那么你在這不光彩的事情里扮演了什么角色呢?”
二年級(jí)學(xué)生(恭順地)：“右腿，先生。”
有關(guān)于小學(xué)英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯：So Would I 我也是
A fat lady walked into the dress shop. "I'd like to see a dress that would fit me," she told the clerk.
"So would I," said the tactless clerk.
一個(gè)胖女人走進(jìn)服裝店。“我想看一件適合我穿的衣服，”她告訴店員說(shuō)。
“我也是。”不太老練的店員說(shuō)道。
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