關(guān)于較短的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀
近年來(lái),冷笑話作為一種新興的語(yǔ)言現(xiàn)象在網(wǎng)絡(luò)、雜志上十分盛行。若要推論現(xiàn)行冷笑話的來(lái)源,或已無(wú)從考證。本文是關(guān)于較短的英語(yǔ)笑話，希望對(duì)大家有幫助!
關(guān)于較短的英語(yǔ)笑話：Don't Pay the Bill 不交水費(fèi)
Tom: How can I stop water from coming into my house.
Sam: Don't pay1 the water bill2.
湯姆：我怎么才能阻止水進(jìn)入我的房間?
山姆：不交水費(fèi)。
關(guān)于較短的英語(yǔ)笑話：Money and Friends 錢和朋友
A: Which do you find more important1, money or friends?
B: Friends, of course2.
A: Why?
B: I can always borrow3 money from friends.
A：錢和朋友，你認(rèn)為哪個(gè)更重要?
B：當(dāng)然是朋友了。
A：為什么?
B：我總能從朋友那兒借到錢。
關(guān)于較短的英語(yǔ)笑話：Half Price 半價(jià)
Jack1: My daughter's music lessons are a fortune to me.
John: How is that?
Jack: They enabled me to buy the neighbor's houses at half price.
杰克：我女兒的音樂(lè)課對(duì)我來(lái)說(shuō)是一筆財(cái)富。
約翰：怎么說(shuō)?
杰克：這讓我用半價(jià)買下了鄰居的房子。
關(guān)于較短的英語(yǔ)笑話：天使
Jane:mom,what's the meaning of angel?
Mom:angel is a kind of person who can fly and with wing.
Jane:but miss helen can't fly,but why did dad call her "my angle"?
Mom(with angry):really?oh,I will let her fly at once!
簡(jiǎn):媽媽,天使是什么意思?
媽媽:天使是一種有翅膀,會(huì)飛的人.
簡(jiǎn):但是海倫小姐不會(huì)飛,爸爸為什么叫她"我的天使"呢?
媽媽(氣憤地):真的?好,我馬上就叫她飛!
關(guān)于較短的英語(yǔ)笑話：金魚
Stan:I won 92 goldfish.
Fred:Where are you going to keep them?
Stan:In the bathroom .
Fred:But what will you do when you want to take a bath?
Stan:Blindfold them!
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