簡(jiǎn)單有趣的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀
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簡(jiǎn)單有趣的英語(yǔ)笑話篇一
提醒信
In the veterinary office where I’m a technician, we mail out reminders when pets are due for vaccinations. Bruno, a German shepherd, arrived for his annual shot, and we were required by state law to ask his owner if Bruno had bitten anyone in the last ten days. "Oh yes , in fact that’s why we' re here，”she replied. Surprised, I told her we assumed they'd come in because of our reminder.
我是一家獸醫(yī)站的技師。當(dāng)動(dòng)物到了該注射疫苗的時(shí)候，我們就寄出提醒信。一條德國(guó)牧羊犬布魯諾來(lái)做每年一次的狂犬疫苗注射。依照州立法律的要求，我們問(wèn)他的主人，在過(guò)去的十天里布魯諾是否咬了什么人。“噢，是的，實(shí)際上這也是我們到這里來(lái)的原因。”她回答說(shuō)。我覺(jué)得奇怪，告訴她我們以為他們是因?yàn)槭盏搅颂嵝研挪艁?lái)的。
"We did,” she explained. "Bruno bit the mail carrier who was delivering your card.”
簡(jiǎn)單有趣的英語(yǔ)笑話篇二
飯前的謝恩祈禱
This Christian was thrown into the ring with a lion. Terrified，he fell on his knees and started praying. At the same time the 1ion dropped down on it's knees and started praying too. The Christian, overjoyed, exclaimed, "Thank God! Another Christian!”
一個(gè)基督教徒被扔到獅子籠里，萬(wàn)分驚恐之下他跪在地上開始祈禱。與此同時(shí)，獅子也跪在地上開始祈禱。這個(gè)基督教徒看了非常高興，說(shuō)道“感謝上帝!原來(lái)這還有個(gè)教徒!”
To which the 1ion replied，"I don't know about you, but I'm saying grace before dinner.”
獅子聽了馬上回答說(shuō)“我不認(rèn)識(shí)你，剛才我是在做飯前的謝恩祈禱。”
簡(jiǎn)單有趣的英語(yǔ)笑話篇三
換個(gè)工作
The doctor looked at his tongue, felt his pulse, knocked on and began: "Same old story, my much confinement. Do not deny it patient his chest friend. Too much confinement, Do not deny it. Walk, Walk.”
醫(yī)生看了一下病人的舌頭，摸了摸脈，敲了敲胸部，然后說(shuō):“老問(wèn)題，朋友?；顒?dòng)太少，別不承認(rèn)。你需要大量的戶外鍛煉，散步，散步，散步。
“But, doctor. . .”
“可是，醫(yī)生……”
“Don’t argue with me. I am the doctor. Take my advice, Walk ten times as much as you do now. That’s the only thing that will cure you.”
“別和我爭(zhēng)論，我是醫(yī)生。聽我的勸告，走十倍于你現(xiàn)在走的路。這是治愈你的病的惟一方法。”
“But my business…”
“但我的工作……”
"That is just the trouble. Your business! Well, change your business, so that you can get a chance to walk more. What is your business?"
“問(wèn)題就在這里，你的工作!噢，換個(gè)工作，這樣你就有機(jī)會(huì)多走動(dòng)了。你是干什么的?”
“I'm a letter-tamer.”
“我是一個(gè)郵遞員。”
簡(jiǎn)單有趣的英語(yǔ)笑話篇四
The Three Little Pigs
三只小豬
The three little pigs went out for dinner one night. The waiter came1 and took their drinkorders. "I want a Sprite," said the first little piggie. "I would like to have a Coke," said the second little piggie. "I want a beer and lots of beer!" replied the third little piggie!
一天晚上，三只小豬出去吃飯。服務(wù)員走過(guò)來(lái)后，遞給它們飲料清單。“我要一杯雪碧。”第一只小豬說(shuō)。“我要一杯可樂(lè)。”第二只小豬說(shuō)到。“我要許多許多的啤酒。”第三只小豬回答道。
The drinks were brought and the waiter took their dinner orders. "I want a big, thick steak," said the first little piggie. "I want the salad plate," said the second little piggie. "I want a beer and lots of beer!" said the third little piggie!
飲料上來(lái)了，服務(wù)員遞給它們晚飯清單。“我要一個(gè)大大的，味道濃的牛排。”第一只小豬點(diǎn)到。第二只小豬說(shuō)：“我要一個(gè)沙拉拼盤”。“我要許許多多的啤酒”，第三只小豬說(shuō)到。
The meals were brought out and a little while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert. "I would like a banana split," said the first little piggie. "I want cheesecake," said the second little piggie. "I want a beer and lots of beer!"exclaimed the third little piggie!
飯菜上來(lái)了。過(guò)了一會(huì)兒，服務(wù)員走過(guò)來(lái)，詢問(wèn)它們是否需要一些點(diǎn)心。“我要一杯香蕉奶昔”，第一只小豬說(shuō)。“我要一個(gè)巧克力蛋糕”，第二只小豬說(shuō)。第三只小豬叫到，“我要啤酒，好多的啤酒!”
"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggie, but why have you onlyordered beer all evening?"
“請(qǐng)?jiān)徫颐懊恋陌l(fā)問(wèn)，”服務(wù)員對(duì)第三只小豬說(shuō)到，“可是為什么今晚你一直只點(diǎn)啤酒呢”
The third piggie says...
第三只小豬回答道，
"Well somebody has to wee, wee, wee all the way home!"
“好吧，那是因?yàn)橛腥艘宦纺蚰蛑丶?”
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