短一點(diǎn)的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀
幽默笑話是日常生活中常見(jiàn)的現(xiàn)象,被廣泛應(yīng)用于電視劇、電影、小品和其他娛樂(lè)節(jié)目中。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的短一點(diǎn)的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀，歡迎閱讀!
短一點(diǎn)的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀篇一
Two little boys were looking at an abstract painting in an art shop.
兩個(gè)小男孩正在一家美術(shù)店看一幅抽象畫(huà)。
"Let's run," said one, "or they say we did it."
“咱們快跑吧，”其中一個(gè)男孩說(shuō)道，“不然他們會(huì)說(shuō)是我們干的。”
短一點(diǎn)的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀篇二
"Mama, why does the puppy drink the water in the slot?"
“媽媽，小狗為什么要喝水溝里的水?”
"Because it's thirsty."
“因?yàn)樗柿恕?rdquo;
"Oh, I know that the puppy has no money to buy coke!"
“噢，我知道了，是小狗沒(méi)有錢買可樂(lè)!”
短一點(diǎn)的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀篇三
The neighbor often borrowed my inflator.
鄰居經(jīng)常借我家的打氣筒。
One day, my four-year-old daughter suddenly told me:"Papa, what shall we do if the air of our inflator is used up?"
有一天，4歲的女兒突然告訴我說(shuō)：“爸爸，我們的打氣筒里面的氣用完了怎么辦?”
短一點(diǎn)的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀篇四
Mother:"I sent my little boy for two pounds of plums and you gave him a pound and a half."
母親：“我派自己的小孩買兩磅李子，你卻給了他一磅半。”
Shopkeeper:"My scales are all right, madam. Have you weighed your little boy?"
店主：“我的秤沒(méi)問(wèn)題，太太。你稱過(guò)兒子了嗎?”
短一點(diǎn)的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀篇五
Little Mike was visiting on his grandparents' farm. Checking the chicken's tail, he came upon a peacock. He ranquickly to the house shouting, "Granny, come quick! Your chicken is in bloom!"
小邁克正在參觀爺爺奶奶的農(nóng)場(chǎng)。他在雞群中看到一只孔雀。他馬上跑向屋子，大聲喊道：“奶奶，快來(lái)!你的一只雞開(kāi)花了!”
短一點(diǎn)的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀篇六
Jimmy is three years old.
吉米3歲了。
One day, he was gazing out of the window when the night fell. He suddenly shouted, "Mum, mum, come close the window!"
一天，他正在窗口觀望，夜幕降臨。他突然喊道：“媽媽，媽媽，快來(lái)關(guān)窗!”
"Why? It's not cold, sonny."
“為什么?天不冷呀，寶貝。”
"Yes, mum, but the night will come inside."
“是的，媽媽，可黑夜會(huì)進(jìn)來(lái)。”
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