初中的簡單英語笑話帶翻譯
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初中的簡單英語笑話帶翻譯篇一
Always Thirsty 總感到口渴
"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."
一個男人對他的朋友說：“我動了一次手術，手術后醫(yī)生把一塊海綿忘在我的身體里了。”
"That's terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"
“真是太糟糕了!”朋友說道：“你覺得疼嗎?”
"No, but I am always thirsty!"
“不疼，可是我總感到口渴。”
初中的簡單英語笑話帶翻譯篇二
Who was the first man? 誰是世界上第一個男人
A teacher said to her class:”Who was the first man?”
一個老師問她的學生：“誰是世界上第一個男人”
“George Washington,” a little boy shouted promptly.
一個小男孩立刻大聲說：“喬治.華盛頓。”
“How do you make out that George Washington was the first man?”asked the teacher，smiling indulgently.
老師帶著寵溺的笑容問這個男生：“你如何證明喬治華盛頓是世界上第一個男人呢。”
“Because,” said the little boy, “he was first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen.”
這個男孩子說：“因為，他是第一個挑起戰(zhàn)爭，第一個主張和平，并且是第一個深得民心的人。”
But at this point a larger boy held up his hand. “Well,” said the teacher to him, “who do you think was the first man?”
這時，有一個年齡稍大的男孩子舉起手來，老師問他，“你認為誰是世界第一個男人?”
“I don’t know what his name was, ” said the larger boy, “but I know it wasn’t George Washington, ma’am, because the history book says George Washington married a widow, so, of course, there must have been a man ahead of him.”
男孩回答說：“我不知道他的名字，但是我肯定他不是喬治華盛頓，因為歷史書上說，喬治華盛頓和一個寡婦結婚了，所以在他之前，當然還有一個男的啦。”
初中的簡單英語笑話帶翻譯篇三
if I Am a Manager
One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if I Am a Manager.
All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.
“I am waiting for my secretary,” was the boy’s answer.
如果我是一個經(jīng)理
一天課上，老師要同學們以“如果我是一個經(jīng)理”為題寫一篇作文。
所有的學生都在動筆寫了，只有一個男生例外。老師走過去問他為什么不寫。
“我在等我的秘書”。那孩子答道。
初中的簡單英語笑話帶翻譯篇四
Two Birds 兩只鳥
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
老師： 這兒有兩只鳥，一只是麻雀。誰能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
學生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
Teacher: Please tell us.
老師：請說說看。
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
學生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。
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