關(guān)于食物的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀
“食物”和“繪畫”似乎是兩不相干的名詞,縱觀歷史,卻不難發(fā)現(xiàn)許多繪畫中都有食物的一席之地。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的關(guān)于食物的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀，歡迎閱讀!
關(guān)于食物的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀篇一
Two Pieces of Cake
Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?
Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!
兩塊蛋糕
湯姆：媽媽，我可以吃兩塊蛋糕嗎?
媽媽：當(dāng)然可以----拿這塊蛋糕把它切成兩塊吧!
關(guān)于食物的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀篇二
Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. Share them with your sister, she said.
So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started touching into the large one.
Cor! said his sister, If Mum had given them to me I'd have given you the large one and had the small one myself.
Well, said Harry, that's what you've got, so what are you worrying about?
媽媽給了哈里兩個(gè)蘋果，一個(gè)大一點(diǎn)，另一個(gè)小點(diǎn)兒。跟妹妹分著吃。媽媽說(shuō)。
所以，哈里就把小個(gè)的給了妹妹，自己開始啃那個(gè)大個(gè)的。
哼，妹妹說(shuō)，如果媽媽給了我，我會(huì)把大的給你，把小的留給自己的。
對(duì)呀，哈里說(shuō)，你拿到的不就是小的嗎?還著什么急呀?
相關(guān)文章拓展閱讀：和“食物”有關(guān)的英語(yǔ)
1. butter someone up 過(guò)分恭維
i've seen you buttering up the boss。
我看見你巴結(jié)老板來(lái)著。
2. couch potato 懶在家的人，宅在家的人
he is a real couch potato. he just sits and watches tv at home all day。
他很懶，整天坐在家里看電視。
3. the big cheese 很有影響力的人
that's brandon. he's the big cheese around here. so you want to get on his good side。
brandon是這里很有影響力的人物，所以你要想辦法獲得他的青睞。
4. go bananas/go nuts 發(fā)瘋
my mom will go bananas when she finds out i crashed her car。
媽媽要是發(fā)現(xiàn)我把她的車子撞壞，她一定會(huì)發(fā)瘋的。
5. spill the beans 泄露秘密
come on! tell me! spill the beans! what did he say?
快!告訴我，他到底說(shuō)了什么呢?
6. sharp cookie 很聰明的人
you can't fool lucy. she's a sharp cookie。
你不會(huì)騙到lucy的，她很聰明。
7. cool as a cucumber 鎮(zhèn)定自若
she always stays as cool as a cucumber when things go wrong。
有問題發(fā)生時(shí)，她都會(huì)保持鎮(zhèn)定自若的。
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