關(guān)于搞笑的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)大全
關(guān)于搞笑的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)大全
英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)是一種十分常見(jiàn)的語(yǔ)言現(xiàn)象，在日常生活中，它無(wú)處不在，起著十分重要的作用。作為一種獨(dú)特的娛樂(lè)方式，它能夠幫助人們減輕壓力、放松心情、緩解疲勞，有利于身體健康。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的關(guān)于搞笑的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)，歡迎閱讀!
關(guān)于搞笑的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)篇一
問(wèn)問(wèn)題
During the computer class，the teacher chastised one boy for talking to the girl sitting behind him.
計(jì)算機(jī)課上，老師批評(píng)一個(gè)男生，因?yàn)樗秃筮叺呐f(shuō)話(huà)。
"I was just asking her a question，”the boy said.
“我只不過(guò)問(wèn)她一個(gè)問(wèn)題。”男生說(shuō)。
"If you have a question, ask me, "the teacher replied
“如果你有問(wèn)題，問(wèn)我好了。”老師說(shuō)道。
“OK，"the boy answered.“Do you want to go out with me Friday night?"
“那好吧，”這個(gè)男生說(shuō)，“周五晚上你愿意和我一起出去嗎?”
關(guān)于搞笑的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)篇二
clean glass
干凈的杯子
joe and fred were helping to build a house in a village. the weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they stopped work to have their lunch. they found the nearest small bar, went in and sat down with their sandwiches.
喬和佛瑞德在一個(gè)村子里幫忙蓋一間房子。天氣很暖和，到處都有許多灰塵。12點(diǎn)半的時(shí)候，他們覺(jué)得非常口渴，便停下來(lái)去吃午飯了。他們找到最近的一家酒吧，走進(jìn)去坐下吃他們的三明治。
good afternoon, gentlemen. what can i get you? the man behind the bar asked.
下午好，先生。你們想要點(diǎn)什么?柜臺(tái)后面的伺應(yīng)問(wèn)道。
joe looked at fred and said, beer, i think. yes, a pint of beer each. is that all right for you, fred?
喬看了看佛瑞德說(shuō)：我想，啤酒吧。好，那就每人一品脫啤酒。這樣可以嗎，佛瑞德?
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yes, that's all right. fred said. then he turned to the man behind the bar and said, and i want it in a clean glass! don't forget that.
好的，可以。佛瑞德說(shuō)。然后他轉(zhuǎn)過(guò)去跟柜臺(tái)后面的侍應(yīng)說(shuō)：我要啤酒裝在一個(gè)干凈的杯子里!別忘了。
the man behind the bar filled the glasses and brought them to joe and fred. then he said. which of you asked for the clean glass?
柜臺(tái)后面的侍應(yīng)倒?jié)M杯子后，拿給喬和佛瑞德，接著說(shuō)：剛才哪一位要干凈的杯子的?
關(guān)于搞笑的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)篇三
我對(duì)她不了解
As a courier for an express delivery service，I tried to deliver a package that required refrigeration, but found no one home. I went to the house next door and told the woman who answered that I had a package for her neighbor."Oh，she works Monday through Friday and every other Saturday,“said the woman，“said the woman, "and some Sundays. She leaves about 7:40 in the morning and gets home around 5:30，unless she goes to the store, in which case it's closer to seven. And she's going to the store tonight because her kids are coming to visit her all the way from California!"
我是一名快件郵遞員。我曾一次送一個(gè)需冷東的包裹。但主人不在家。我便敲開(kāi)了鄰居的門(mén)，那鄰居說(shuō)我說(shuō)的包裹是她的鄰居的。“噢，她從星期一到星期五，包括每隔一個(gè)星期六工作。”那位女鄰居說(shuō).“有時(shí)她星期天也工作。她每天早上七點(diǎn)四十離家，下午五點(diǎn)半回來(lái)。如果她要去商店，差不多七點(diǎn)才能回來(lái)。今天晚上她要去商店的，因?yàn)樗暮⒂趯?/p>
特地從加利福尼亞來(lái)看她。”
When she paused to take a breath, I asked if she would accept her neighbor's package. "Oh，no, I can't do that，“she said. "I don't know her that well.”
她停下喘氣的工夫，我問(wèn)她能否替鄰居先把這包裹收下。“峨，不行，我可不能收。”她說(shuō):“我對(duì)她不怎么了解。”
關(guān)于搞笑的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)篇四
the soldiers had been marching and fighting, they were dirty, hot and tired. one day, the general announced: "my men, i have some good news and some bad news for you. which one would you like first?"
士兵們連續(xù)的行軍，作戰(zhàn)，他們又累又熱又臟。一天，將軍宣布：“士兵們，我有一些好消息和壞消息要告訴你們。你們?cè)敢庀嚷?tīng)哪個(gè)呢?”
"the good news!" they all shouted.
“好消息!”他們?nèi)碌馈?/p>
"ok," said the general. "the good news is that you will each be receiving a complete change of clothing."
“好吧，”將軍說(shuō)，“好消息就是你們每個(gè)人都可以徹底的換一身衣服。”
"hurrah!" chorused the soldiers.
“烏拉!”士兵們高興地大叫起來(lái)。
"and now for the bad news. jack, you will change with john. john, you will change with tom. tom, you will change with robert. robert ...
“現(xiàn)在呢，該是壞消息了。杰克，你將和約翰換衣服，約翰，你和湯姆換，湯姆，你和羅伯特?fù)Q，羅伯特……
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