超短爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話大全
人們?cè)谌粘Ｉ钪薪?jīng)常聽(tīng)到，讀到或自己講述笑話，笑話產(chǎn)生幽默效果而使人發(fā)笑。有很多因素可以導(dǎo)致幽默效果的產(chǎn)生，如說(shuō)話者的語(yǔ)氣，環(huán)境，以及笑話中語(yǔ)言的運(yùn)用。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的超短爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話，歡迎閱讀!
超短爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話篇一
A Careless Barber 粗心的理發(fā)員
Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in? Customer: No. Barber: Oh, then I must have cut your throat.
理發(fā)員：你進(jìn)來(lái)時(shí)是不是系著紅圍巾? 顧客：沒(méi)有呀。 理發(fā)員：噢，那我肯定弄破了你的喉嚨。
超短爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話篇二
Cheap price for a horse 便宜的馬
After his beloved horse died, a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper like this: Horse saddle and bridle for .
Inadvertently(非故意地) the paper added a comma to the ad, which read instead:Horse, saddle and bridle for .
Immediately someone responded to the ad, That's an awfully cheap price for a horse, said the caller, What's wrong with your horse?
Well, he is dead, replied the man who placed the erroneously(錯(cuò)誤地) typed ad.
無(wú)意中報(bào)紙?jiān)?a href='http://www.athomedrugdetox.com/chuangyee/guanggao/' target='_blank'>廣告語(yǔ)中加了個(gè)逗號(hào)，讀起來(lái)成這樣了，50元賣馬，馬鞍和馬韁繩。
一個(gè)人衷愛(ài)的馬死了，他打算在報(bào)上登則廣告如下：50元賣馬鞍和馬韁繩。
馬上就有人詢問(wèn)這則廣告。這馬的價(jià)格真是太便宜了，詢問(wèn)者說(shuō)，馬有什么毛病嗎?
哦，它是死的，安排這條誤入的廣告的人回答道。
超短爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話篇三
Big Surprise 大吃一驚
Visitor: Is this a healthy place to live in?
Local yokel: Yes, sir. When I arrived here, I couldn't walk or eat solid food.
Visitor: What was the matter with you?
Local yokel: Nothing---I was born here.
游客：住在這樣一個(gè)地方是不是有益于健康?
鄉(xiāng)下佬：是的，先生。我剛到這時(shí)，我既不會(huì)走路也不能吃硬的東西。
游客：你怎么了?
鄉(xiāng)下佬：沒(méi)什么——我就出生在這個(gè)地方。
超短爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話篇四
Do remember not to smoke 千萬(wàn)記得別抽煙
A much worried patient walked into doctor's office asking for help: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. I accidentally drank a bottle of gasoline yesterday!" "Oh, Don't worry! All you have to remember is not to smoke in the next few days!"
候診室里坐著一位憂心忡忡的病人，當(dāng)醫(yī)生傳喚他時(shí)， 他滿面愁容的說(shuō)：“醫(yī)生，怎么辦?我昨天誤喝下一瓶汽油!” 醫(yī)生回答他說(shuō)：“喔..沒(méi)關(guān)系啦!記得這幾天不要抽煙!”
超短爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話篇五
Have his photo on the headline 要上頭條了
While taking photos of a bear eating fish in the forest, two journalists found the annoyed beast turned around to chase them.
In running, one journalist said to the other:"Can't run any more! What should we do?" "No idea. But one of us will have his photo on the headline (tomorrow)." replied his colleague.
兩個(gè)記者在森林中拍攝熊吃魚的鏡頭，忽然熊發(fā)現(xiàn)了他們并向他們沖過(guò)來(lái)，兩個(gè)記者拼命的跑，最后都要跑不動(dòng)了。
一個(gè)記者說(shuō)：“我們?cè)趺崔k?”這時(shí)另一個(gè)記者對(duì)他的同伴說(shuō)：“我也不知道，不過(guò)我們中的一個(gè)要上頭條了……”
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