英語(yǔ)對(duì)話(huà)小笑話(huà)帶翻譯
英語(yǔ)對(duì)話(huà)小笑話(huà)帶翻譯
笑話(huà)是日常生活中常見(jiàn)的現(xiàn)象,被廣泛應(yīng)用于電視劇、電影、小品和其他娛樂(lè)節(jié)目中。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的英語(yǔ)對(duì)話(huà)小笑話(huà)帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
英語(yǔ)對(duì)話(huà)小笑話(huà)帶翻譯篇一
I'm a letter-carrier 我是郵遞員
A doctor told his patient there was nothing really the matter with him. "All you requir is more outdoor life, walk two or three miles regularly1 everyday. By the way, what's your business?"
"I'm a letter-carrier." the patient answered.
醫(yī)生告訴他的病人說(shuō)他沒(méi)有什么毛病。“你現(xiàn)在需要的就是更多的戶(hù)外生活，天天堅(jiān)持走二三里路。順便問(wèn)一下，你是干什么工作的?”
“我是郵遞員。”病人回答。
英語(yǔ)對(duì)話(huà)小笑話(huà)帶翻譯篇二
How about just one RIB? 一根肋骨怎么樣?
In the Eden, Adam told the God1: "I'm lonely, I need a company."
"Ok," said the God, "I will give you a perfect woman, beautiful smart and gentle. She will cook clean and do everything for you, without any complaint2 and question."
"Sounds good," Adam said, "But, to make such a good lady, WHAT is the cost?"
"One arm and One leg."
"OH, expensive!" after thought for a while, Adam asked: "How about just one RIB3?"
在天堂里，亞當(dāng)對(duì)上帝說(shuō)“我太寂寞了，我須要一個(gè)人陪我.”
“好的”,上帝答到.“我將要給你一個(gè)完美的女人，美麗、聰明而且溫柔，她將毫無(wú)怨言地為你燒飯，為你做一切事情。”
“那太好了。” 亞當(dāng)說(shuō)道，“但是，要做出這么一個(gè)完美的女士，我需要付出什么呢?”
“一只手和一條腿。”
“噢，那代價(jià)太大了!”想了一會(huì)，亞當(dāng)接著問(wèn)：“ 一根肋骨怎么樣?”
英語(yǔ)對(duì)話(huà)小笑話(huà)帶翻譯篇三
They Are Here in My Hand 它們?nèi)谖沂掷?/p>
Mrs Williams loved flowers and had1 a small but beautiful garden.
In the summer, her roses2 were always the best in her street. One summer afternoon her bell rang, and when she went to the front door, she saw3 a small boy outside.
He was4 about seven years old, and was holding a big bunch5 of beautiful roses in his hand.
"I am selling roses," he said6, "Do you want any? They are quite cheap. Five pence7 for a big bunch. They are fresh8. I picked10 them this afternoon."
"My boy," Mrs Williams answered, "I pick9 roses whenever11 I want, and don't pay12anything for them, because I have lots in my garden."
"Oh, no, you haven't," said the small boy, "There aren't any roses in your garden -- because they are here in my hand!"
威廉斯夫人喜愛(ài)花，而且有一個(gè)小而漂亮的花園。
在夏天，她的玫瑰花在她那條街上總是最好的。一個(gè)夏日的下午，她的門(mén)鈴響了，當(dāng)她去到前門(mén)時(shí)，看見(jiàn)一個(gè)小男孩在門(mén)外。
這個(gè)小男孩7歲左右，手里拿著一大束漂亮的玫瑰花。
“我在賣(mài)玫瑰花，” 這個(gè)小孩說(shuō)，“ 你想買(mǎi)點(diǎn)嗎?這些花想當(dāng)便宜。 5便士買(mǎi)一大束。這些花很新鮮，今天下午我才摘的。”
“ 我的寶貝，”威廉斯夫人回答說(shuō)，“ 每當(dāng)我想要玫瑰花時(shí)，我就去摘，而且摘了花我也不用付錢(qián)，因?yàn)樵谖业幕▓@里有許多玫瑰花。”
“哦，不，你現(xiàn)在沒(méi)有了，”這個(gè)小男孩說(shuō)，“ 你的花園里沒(méi)有玫瑰花了——因?yàn)樗鼈內(nèi)谖疫@手里!”
英語(yǔ)對(duì)話(huà)小笑話(huà)帶翻譯篇四
Ever catch all the fish? 你把所有的魚(yú)都抓到了嗎
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle(一群) of cars all traveling at the same speed.
However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared1 speed detector2 and was pulled over.
The officer handed him the citation3(引用，傳票), received his signature and was about to walk away when the man asked, "Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don't think it's fair. There were plenty of other cars around me who were going just as fast, so why did I get the ticket?"
"You ever go fishing?" the policeman suddenly asked the man. "Yeah," the startled man replied. The officer grinned and added, "Ever catch all the fish?"
有個(gè)人在高速公路上超速了，因?yàn)閵A雜在一群超速的車(chē)?yán)铮⒉粨?dān)心被發(fā)現(xiàn)。
當(dāng)這些車(chē)通過(guò)一個(gè)速度探測(cè)儀時(shí)，他被紅外線掃描儀發(fā)現(xiàn)了，于是被迫停在路邊。
交警過(guò)來(lái)給了他一張罰單，簽名之后，交警準(zhǔn)備離開(kāi)，司機(jī)突然說(shuō)道：“長(zhǎng)官，我知道我超速了。但是我覺(jué)著這個(gè)不公平。剛剛我周?chē)€有很多車(chē)開(kāi)得跟我一樣快啊。為什么只有我得到罰單?”
“你，釣過(guò)魚(yú)嗎?”長(zhǎng)官突然問(wèn)道，“當(dāng)然”，司機(jī)有點(diǎn)吃驚，他回答。長(zhǎng)官咧開(kāi)嘴笑了，接著說(shuō)，“你把所有的魚(yú)都抓到了?”
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