經(jīng)典英語笑話小作文閱讀
經(jīng)典英語笑話小作文閱讀
笑話是日常生活中常見的一種幽默。與一般日常會話不同,笑話刻意違反合作原則,由此衍生出會話含意,并利用會話含意之間的沖突實(shí)現(xiàn)其預(yù)定功能。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的經(jīng)典英語笑話小作文閱讀，歡迎閱讀!
經(jīng)典英語笑話小作文閱讀篇一
May We Have Our Teacher Back?
能讓我們老師回去嗎?
While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room.
在訪問一聽鄉(xiāng)村學(xué)校時(shí)，教育委員會主席因?yàn)楦舯诜块g里不守規(guī)矩的學(xué)生們發(fā)出的噪音而憤怒不已。
Angrily, he opened the door and grabbed one of the taller boys who seemed to be doing most of the talking.
他氣憤地推開門，一把抓住一個(gè)身材較高的男生，他似乎說話最多。
He dragged the boy to the next room and stood him in the corner.
他拖著男生到另一個(gè)房間，并讓他站在墻角。
A few minutes later, a small boy stuck his head in the room and pleaded,
幾分鐘后，一個(gè)小男孩探進(jìn)頭來，懇求道:
"Please, sir, may we have our teacher back?"
“求求您，先生，能讓我們的老師回去嗎?”
經(jīng)典英語笑話小作文閱讀篇二
A Woman's Answer
女人的回答
A husband said to his wife,
一位丈夫?qū)ζ拮诱f：
"Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish?"
“為什么上帝把女人創(chuàng)造得如此美麗卻又愚蠢呢?”
"Well," his wife answered at once.
“噢，”他的妻子立刻回答道，
"The reason is very simple.
“原因很簡單。
God made us beautiful so men would love us;
上帝使我們?nèi)绱嗣利?，男人才會愛我們?/p>
God made us foolish so we would marry them."
上帝使我們?nèi)绱擞薮溃覀儾艜藿o他們。”
經(jīng)典英語笑話小作文閱讀篇三
Wife's Begging
妻子的祈求
Two men were talking at the break-room.
兩位男士正在休息室淡論著。
One was telling the other about a fight he had had with his wife.
一位對另一位說起他與妻子的一場爭斗。
"In the end" he said, "I had her begging on her knees."
他說：“最后，我迫使她跪下來求我。”
"What did she say?" asked the coworker.
“她怎么求你的?”另一位很好奇。
"She told me to come out from under the bed."
“她求我快點(diǎn)從床下爬出來。”
經(jīng)典英語笑話小作文閱讀篇四
Reasons
理由
One early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
一天清晨，媽媽去叫還在睡覺的兒子起床。
Wake up, son.
起來，兒子。
It's time to go to school.
去學(xué)校的時(shí)間到了。
But why? I don't want to go to school.
但是為什么?我不想去學(xué)校。
Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school.
給我兩個(gè)理由，你為什么不想去學(xué)校。
One, all the children hate me.
第一，所有的孩子都恨我。
Two, all the teachers hate me.
第二，所有的老師都恨我。
Oh! That's not a reason.
哦!這不是理由。
Come on, you have to go to school.
來吧，你必須去學(xué)校。
Give me two good reasons why I should go to school?
那給我兩個(gè)為什么我要去學(xué)校的理由?
One, you are fiftyt-two years old and should understand your responsibilities.
第一，你都52歲了，應(yīng)該明白自己的責(zé)任。
Two you are the principal of the school.
第二，你是學(xué)校的校長。
經(jīng)典英語笑話小作文閱讀篇五
A Gentle Reminder
委婉的提醒
Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion.
結(jié)婚很久了，丈夫現(xiàn)在有時(shí)需要我委婉地提醒他一些特別的日子。
On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted,
在結(jié)婚35周年紀(jì)念日的早上，我們正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示他說:
"Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?"
“親愛的，你意識到我們在這兩個(gè)相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了嗎?”
Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said,
他放下報(bào)紙，眼睛直直地望著我:
"So, you want to switch seats?"
“那么，你想交換座位，是嗎?”
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