超級(jí)短的英文笑話大全
笑話具有短小精悍、幽默風(fēng)趣的特點(diǎn),是一種深受人們喜愛(ài)的文體。有些笑話廣為流傳。人們笑過(guò)之后還能掩卷思考,獲得一些啟迪。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的超級(jí)短的英文笑話，歡迎閱讀!
超級(jí)短的英文笑話篇一
Wife:you see. According to the statistics on the paper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol.
妻子：你看這張報(bào)紙，據(jù)統(tǒng)計(jì)，死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的。
Husband: lt's okay. To my investigation,all these people eat meals.
丈夫：那有什么?據(jù)我調(diào)查，死于肝癌的人100%都吃飯的。
超級(jí)短的英文笑話篇二
One day,Eve asked Adam,"Do you really love me?
一天，夏娃問(wèn)亞當(dāng)：“你當(dāng)真愛(ài)我嗎?”
Adam said helplessly, "Do I have any other choice?"
亞當(dāng)無(wú)可奈何地回答：“我還有別的選擇嗎?
超級(jí)短的英文笑話篇三
A:What would you do if you find your husband date with another woman?
A：如果你發(fā)現(xiàn)你丈夫與別的女人約會(huì)你會(huì)怎么做?
B:lill open one eye and close one eye.
B：我會(huì)睜一只眼，閉一只眼。
A:How kind you are!
A:你太善良了!
B：No，I'II shoot him!
B：不，我要射死他
超級(jí)短的英文笑話篇四
Wife talking to her husband ( who reads the newspaper all day):"1 wish l were a newspaper so 1 would be in your hands all day.”
妻子對(duì)整天坐在那里看報(bào)紙的丈夫說(shuō)：¨我希望我就是報(bào)紙，這樣你就可以整天把我捧在手上了。”
Husband: "1 wish that too,so I could change you daily."
丈夫說(shuō)：¨我也希望你是報(bào)紙，那樣的話我可以天天換新的。"
超級(jí)短的英文笑話篇五
why is he howling
他為什么喊
dentist: please stop howting.i haven't even touchsd your tooth yet.
牙醫(yī)：請(qǐng)你不要再喊了!我還沒(méi)碰你的牙呢。
patient: i know,but you are standing on my foot!
病人：我知道，可是你正踩著我的腳呀!
超級(jí)短的英文笑話篇六
Camera
照相機(jī)
On our way to a wedding in Vermont, my husband and I realized we had forgotten our camera. We stopped at a general store and, hoping to purchase a cheap,disposable model. Sal asked the owner, ¨Do you have any of those throwaway cameras?
在前往威蒙特參加一個(gè)婚禮的路上，我和丈夫意識(shí)到我們忘了帶照相機(jī)。我們?cè)谝患野儇浬痰觊T前停了下來(lái)，希望能夠買到一種便宜的，一次性照相機(jī)。薩爾問(wèn)店主：“你們有那種用了就扔的照相機(jī)嗎?”
"Look,fella," replied the owner, "I don't care what you do with it after you buy it."
“我說(shuō)，小伙子，”店主回答說(shuō)，”我可不管你買了之后怎么處理它。”
超級(jí)短的英文笑話篇七
millionaire
百萬(wàn)富翁
ceo: "my wife made a millionaire out of me."
ceo：我妻子使我成為百萬(wàn)富翁。
assistant: "what were you before?“
助手：以前你是什么?
ceo:”a multimillionaire.“
ceo：千萬(wàn)宣翁。
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