關(guān)于圣誕節(jié)英語(yǔ)小笑話
一段無(wú)傷大雅的笑話,不僅給人帶來(lái)歡樂(lè),還會(huì)揭示生活真諦。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的關(guān)于圣誕節(jié)英語(yǔ)小笑話，歡迎閱讀!
關(guān)于圣誕節(jié)英語(yǔ)小笑話篇一
The thief and the judge
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked。
"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant。
"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner。
法官與小偷
那天是圣誕節(jié)，法官在審訊犯人時(shí)也有點(diǎn)惻隱之心。“你為什么而被起訴?”他問(wèn)。
“采購(gòu)圣誕節(jié)物品過(guò)早。”被告答。
“這不算犯法，”法官回答，“你購(gòu)物多早?”
在商店開(kāi)門之前，“犯人應(yīng)道。
關(guān)于圣誕節(jié)英語(yǔ)小笑話篇二
A child on Christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a crib. Eventually the artistic masterpiece was displayed for parental approval. The manager, the shepherds, Jesus and Holy Family wore duly admired。
"But what's that in the corner?" asked Mother。
"Oh, that's their telly," replied the tot。
耶穌的電視機(jī)
圣誕節(jié)時(shí)孩子要了紙和蠟筆，想畫(huà)一張耶穌誕生像。最后這件藝術(shù)品被陳列出來(lái)供父母鑒賞。
他們對(duì)耶穌誕生后睡的馬槽，牧羊人，耶穌及其家庭都逐一表示贊賞。
“可是那個(gè)角落里是什么?”媽媽問(wèn)。
“噢，那是他們的電視機(jī)，”孩子回答說(shuō)。
關(guān)于圣誕節(jié)英語(yǔ)小笑話篇三
What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden?
Answer: he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe
圣誕老人喜歡在花園里做什么?
答案：鋤地。(英文里Hoe 和ho同音。hoe是鋤草之意，ho則是圣誕老人的笑聲。)
關(guān)于圣誕節(jié)英語(yǔ)小笑話篇四
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel. Just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a 1000NT bill lying on the floor. Which one of them do you think picked it up?
Answer: Santa of course! Why? Because everybody knows that the other two don’t exist!
圣誕節(jié)前夕，圣誕老人和一清廉的政治人物，以及一心地善良的律師在一家高級(jí)飯店一同等電梯，門還未開(kāi)前，三人同時(shí)看到地上有一張新臺(tái)幣1000元的鈔票，猜猜誰(shuí)會(huì)將它撿起?
答案：當(dāng)然是圣誕老人啦!為什么?因?yàn)榇蠹叶贾懒硗鈨烧卟⒉淮嬖凇?/p>
關(guān)于圣誕節(jié)英語(yǔ)小笑話篇五
A Useful Lesson
In England nobody under the age of eighteen is allowed to drink in a public bar.
Mr. Thompson used to go to a bar near his house quite often，but he never took his son，Tom，because he was too young. Then when Tom had his eighteenth birthday， Mr.Thompson took him to his usual bar for the first time.They drank for half an hour， and then Mr.Thompson said to his son，“Now， Tom，I want to teach you a useful lesson.You must always be careful not to drink too much. And how do you know when you've had enough? Well， I'll tell you.Do you see those two lights at the end of the bar? When they seem to have become four，you've had enough and should go home.”
“But， Dad，” said Tom，“I can only see one light at the end of the bar.”
有益的教訓(xùn)
在英國(guó)，十八歲以下的人不準(zhǔn)進(jìn)酒吧喝酒。
湯普森先生以前常常去他家附近的一個(gè)酒吧喝酒，但他從來(lái)不帶他的兒子湯姆去，因?yàn)樗昙o(jì)太小。后來(lái)，當(dāng)湯姆年滿十八歲的時(shí)候，湯普森先生第一次帶他去他常去的那家酒吧。他們喝了半個(gè)小時(shí)，而后，湯普森先生對(duì)他兒子說(shuō)：“湯姆，現(xiàn)在我要告訴你一個(gè)有益的教訓(xùn)。你必須時(shí)時(shí)小心不要喝得太多。你怎么知道你喝夠了呢?好，我來(lái)告訴你。你看見(jiàn)酒吧那頭有兩盞燈嗎?當(dāng)那兩盞燈看起來(lái)變成四盞的時(shí)候，你就喝夠了，應(yīng)該回家了。
“可是，爸爸。”湯姆說(shuō)：“在酒吧那頭我只能看見(jiàn)一盞燈。”
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