英語短笑話
唱歌、笑話是學生樂于參與的形式,遇到教學難點,通過它們來降低難度,減輕學生負擔,起到了事半功倍的效果。下面是學習啦小編帶來的英語小笑話，歡迎閱讀!
英語小笑話篇一
Prepare Yourself自己做好準備
A story around campus has it that a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading:"Mo-flunked all courses. Kicked out of school.Prepare Pop."
校園里流傳著這樣的故事:一個學生一次給父母拍了一份電報，上面寫著:“媽媽—我所有功課都不及格，被學校開除了。讓爸爸做好準備。”
Two days later he received a response:"Pop prepared. Prepare yourself.”
兩天以后，他收到了回電:“爸爸已準備好。你自己做好準備吧!”
英語小笑話篇二
Professor And The Deaf Mute獨特的考試形式人
州立教授給學生判分是有名的好好先生，他每門課的成績只根據(jù)兩次考試的結果，而考試內(nèi)容全在課本里。由于這樣的名聲在外，每學期都有一大批學生不怎么來上課，或者根本不來上課只有考試的時候才露下面。有一學期，差不多有一半的學生直到考試連一堂課都沒來聽過。考第一場那天，學生們坐在那兒，一位助教發(fā)了卷子并解釋說:“教授病了，我來監(jiān)考。”打開卷子，只有一道題。題目列出了20幅教師的照片，要求是，在教這門課的教授的照片上劃圈。
A professor was known for being a generous marker. The grades he gave for one of his courses were based solely on two exams，and the stuff on the exams was covered entirely in the textbook. As word of the course spread，each term there was a large group of students who turned up infrequently，or not at all，just showing up for the exams. Finally, it got so bad that one term，about half of the students never turned up at all until the exams. On the day of first exam，the students sat down and a graduate assistant handed out the papers， explaining，"The professor is ill，so I’II be taking the exams.”When they opened the booklet，the students discovered just one question. It listed twenty grainy staff photos，and the instructions read，"Circle the picture of the professor who teaches this course.”
英語小笑話篇三
The Reason For Not沒去釣魚的奇論
Young Johnny turned up late for Sunday school one morning and the teacher wanted to know why. "Well，I was going to fishing，but my dad wouldn’t let me，"said Johnny.
一天早上，小約翰星期天到學校上學時遲到了，老師想知道是怎么回事。
“I should think not，”replied the teacher."And did your father explain why you should not go fishing on this day2”
“是這樣的，我本來要去釣魚的，但爸爸不讓我去。”約翰尼說。
“Oh yeah，”said Johnny.“He said he didn't have enough bait for both of us."
“我想今天你爸爸也不會讓你釣魚的，”老師答道。“不過，他向你解釋原因了嗚?”
“解釋了，”約翰尼說，“他說魚餌不夠我們兩個人的。”
英語小笑話篇四
Should Not Be Punished不受處罰
A secondary school student asked his teacher if a person should be punished for something he hadn’t done.“No,”said the teacher. "Of course not.”
一個中學生問老師，一個人該不該為他沒做過的事而受罰。
"Good，”said the boy.“I haven’t done my homework.”
老師說:“當然不應該。”
“太好了!”男孩說，“我沒做家庭作業(yè)。”
英語小笑話篇五
Applied Psychology應用心理學
After the student delivered the pizza to old Ken's house，Ken asked，"What is the usual tip?”
"Well，”replied the youth，"this is my first trip here，but the other blokes say if I get 5p out of you，I’II be doing great.”
一個學生把比薩餅送到老肯恩家，肯恩問:“你一般要多少小費?”
"Is that sot”snorted Ken. "Well，just to show them how wrong they are，here’s five quid.”
年輕人答道:“我第一次到這邊來，同事們說我要是能得到5便士就很不錯了。”
"Thanks,”replied the youth，“I'll put this towards to my studies.”
“是嗎?”肯恩哼了一聲，“他們錯了，給你5鎊。”
"What are you studying”asked Ken.The lad smiled and said，"Applied psychology.”
“謝謝，”年輕人答道:“我會把這些用在我的研究上。”
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