英語(yǔ)幽默笑話帶翻譯 你叫什么名字

　　A very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had to train.He had never seen them before,so he began:My name is Stone,and I'm even harder than stone,so do what I tell you or there'll be trouble.Don't try any tricks with me ,and then we'll get on well together

　　T有一位很?chē)?yán)厲的軍官在對(duì)一群交由他訓(xùn)練的新兵訓(xùn)話。他以前從沒(méi)見(jiàn)過(guò)這群新兵，于是他開(kāi)始自我介紹：我的名字叫Stone(石頭)，事實(shí)上，我甚至比石頭更強(qiáng)硬。這就是我為什么要告訴你們我名字的原因。不要試圖對(duì)我玩什么花招，這樣我們就能很好相處了。

　　Then he went to each soldier one after another and asked him his name.Speak loudly so that everyone can hear you clearly,He said,and don't forget to call me 'sir'.

　　接著他開(kāi)始走到每個(gè)士兵前面問(wèn)他們的名字。說(shuō)大聲點(diǎn)，讓每個(gè)人都能聽(tīng)清楚。另外，不要忘記稱呼我為長(zhǎng)官。他說(shuō)。

　　Each soldier told him his name,unitl he came to the last one.This man remained silent,and so Captain Stone shouted at him,When I ask you a question,answer it!I'll ask you again:What's you name,soldier?

　　每個(gè)士兵都對(duì)他說(shuō)了自已的名字。他走到最后一位士兵面前時(shí)，這個(gè)士兵保持著沉默。于是Stone隊(duì)長(zhǎng)對(duì)他喊叫，當(dāng)我問(wèn)你問(wèn)題的時(shí)候，要回答!我再問(wèn)一遍，你的名字，士兵?

　　The soldier was very unhappy,but at last he replied.My name is Stonebreaker,sirhe said nervously.

　　那個(gè)新兵很不高興，但最后他回答了。我的名字是Stonebreaker(碎石機(jī))，長(zhǎng)官。他緊張的說(shuō)。