高中英語(yǔ)三分鐘笑話

　　魯迅先生的雜文用笑話作比,飛躍聯(lián)想,把抽象的事物說(shuō)得淺顯明白,饒有興味,使人們?cè)谛φ勚袧撘颇I(lǐng)會(huì)作者的主旨。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的高中英語(yǔ)三分鐘笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　高中英語(yǔ)三分鐘笑話篇一

　　Gotta Have Faith要有信心

　　The is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high on cliff several hundred feet in th air.

　　有個(gè)關(guān)于在 歐洲座落于高空好幾百英尺懸涯高處的修道院故事。

　　The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket which was pulled to the top by several monks who pulled and tugged with all their strength .

　　到達(dá)修道院。唯一的方法，就是被懸吊在由數(shù)名修道士用盡他們?nèi)ν侠缴巾數(shù)幕@子里。

　　Obviously the ride up the steep cliff in that basket was terrifying.

　　很明顯的，乘坐籃子爬上陡峭的懸崖是相當(dāng)令人害怕的。

　　One tourist got exceedingly nervous about half-way up as he noticed that the rope by which he was suspended was old and frayed.

　　有位旅客約在半途中，注意到懸掛他的繩子很老舊而且被磨損時(shí)，心中感到極度緊張不安。

　　With trembing voice,he asked the monked who was riding with him in the basket how often they changed the rope.

　　他用顫抖的聲音詢問(wèn)與他一同乘坐在籃子里的修道士，他們多久換繩子一次。

　　The monk thought for a moment and answered brusquely,"Whenever it breaks."

　　修道士想了一會(huì)，然后粗率地回答：“繩子斷掉時(shí)。”

　　高中英語(yǔ)三分鐘笑話篇二

　　Gone Shopping購(gòu)物

　　Our supermarket had a sald on boneless chicken breasts,and a woman I know ontended to stock up .

　　我們的超級(jí)市，場(chǎng)在廉價(jià)拍賣無(wú)骨雞胸，我認(rèn)識(shí)的某位女士打算去多買一些。

　　At the store,However,she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portopns of the poultry,

　　然而，到了這家肉店的時(shí)候她感到很失望，因?yàn)橹徽业揭稽c(diǎn)點(diǎn)事先就包裝好的雞肉，

　　so she complained to the butcher.

　　所以她就向這位肉店老板抱怨。

　　"don't worry,lady," he said.

　　他說(shuō)：“小姐，別擔(dān)心，

　　"I will pack some more trays and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping."

　　我會(huì)替你多包幾盤，在你買完?yáng)|西的時(shí)候把它們準(zhǔn)備好。”

　　Several aisles later ,my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over th public-address system:

　　逛完幾個(gè)走道之后，我的朋友聽到肉店老板的聲音透過(guò)公共廣播系統(tǒng)隆隆地說(shuō)

　　"Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store?"

　　“那位想要大胸部的小姐請(qǐng)到本店后方來(lái)見我好嗎?”

　　高中英語(yǔ)三分鐘笑話篇三

　　Why為什么

　　A cemetery grounds keeper was going about his rounds when he saw a man lying on a grave,

　　“位墓園管理員在巡視的時(shí)候，看見一名男子躺在墳?zāi)股希?/p>

　　sobbing loudly and pounding his fits on the ground,

　　大聲哭泣，并且用他的拳頭重重地敲打地面.他悲痛地說(shuō)：

　　"Why did you have to die?Oh,why?Why?Why?"he lamented.

　　"你為什么一定要死?哦，為什么?為什么?為什么?”

　　"A loved one's passing is a terrible lose."the grounds keeper offered in consolation,

　　墓園管理員安慰他說(shuō)“心愛的人死去是個(gè)很難受的損失，

　　"but someday,the pain will pass."

　　但是終有一天，傷痛會(huì)過(guò)去的。”

　　"Love one?" the weeping man said ,looking up.

　　這位哭泣的男子抬起頭看著他說(shuō)：“心愛的人?

　　" I didn't even know the guy."

　　我根本不認(rèn)識(shí)這個(gè)人。…

　　"Then why all the tears? "

　　"那為什么要痛哭流涕呢?…"

　　"He was my wife's first husband!"

　　"他是我老婆的笫一任老公呀!”

　　高中英語(yǔ)三分鐘笑話篇四

　　The job interview工作中的面試

　　Reaching the end of a job interview ,

　　到了工作面試的最后部分，

　　the personnel recruitment officer asken a young engineer fresh out of Cambridge,

　　人事招聘主管問(wèn)一位剛從劍橋 橋畢業(yè)的年輕工程師：

　　" And what starting salary were you looking for?"

　　“你想要起薪多少呢 ?”

　　The engineer said,"In the neighborhood of 0,000 a year,depending on the benefits package ."

　　工程師說(shuō) ：“太約一年十四萬(wàn)左右吧，要視整體福利而定。”

　　The interviewer said,"Well ,what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation,

　　面試主管說(shuō)：“嗯，五個(gè)禮拜的假期，

　　14 paid holidays,full medical and dental,

　　十四天帶薪假，全額補(bǔ)助醫(yī)療和看牙科，

　　company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary ,

　　百分之五十薪資的公司相對(duì)退休基金，

　　and a company car leased every 2 years ,say,a red sports Mercedes? "

　　每?jī)赡旯咀庥门滠嚕热缯f(shuō)，紅色的奔馳跑車，你覺得怎幺樣呀?”

　　The engineer sat up straight and said ,

　　工程師挺直坐著說(shuō)：

　　"Wow!Are you kidding?"

　　“哇!你在開玩笑吧?”

　　And the interviewer replied,"Yeah,but you started it."

　　面試主管回答說(shuō) ：“對(duì)呀。不過(guò)是你起頭的呀。”