簡(jiǎn)單英文笑話

　　笑話是以民間口頭創(chuàng)作為主的一種文學(xué)形式,是現(xiàn)實(shí)生活中深受人們喜愛(ài)的文娛語(yǔ)體。下面小編整理了簡(jiǎn)單英文笑話，希望大家喜歡!

　　簡(jiǎn)單英文笑話：老虎來(lái)了

　　Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance，running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of" Nikes" from his bag and starts to put them on. 'The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims，"Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?"

　　兩個(gè)男人正在穿過(guò)叢林，突然，一只老虎出現(xiàn)在遠(yuǎn)處，向他們沖來(lái)。這時(shí)其中的一個(gè)人從包里拿出一雙“耐克”跑鞋，開(kāi)始穿上。另一個(gè)人驚奇地看著他說(shuō)，“你以為穿上跑鞋就可以跑得過(guò)老虎嗎?”

　　His friend replies: "I don’t have to outrun it，I just have to run faster than you.”

　　他的朋友回答道:“我不用跑得過(guò)它，我只要跑得比你快就行了。”

　　簡(jiǎn)單英文笑話：遲到的原因

　　Teacher: Johnny .why are you late for school every morning?

　　老師:約翰尼，為什么你每天早晨都遲到?

　　Johnny; Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost says，’School一Go Slow.’

　　約翰尼:每當(dāng)我經(jīng)過(guò)學(xué)校附近的拐角處，就見(jiàn)路牌上寫著“學(xué)校—緩行”。

　　簡(jiǎn)單英文笑話：閃電

　　Teacher: Why is it said chat lightning never strikes the same place twice?

　　老師:為什么說(shuō)閃電從來(lái)不會(huì)兩次擊中同一個(gè)地方?

　　Roy: Because after it's struck once the same place isn't there any more!

　　羅伊:因?yàn)樗鼡糁幸粋€(gè)地方一次以后，那個(gè)地方就不存在了!

　　簡(jiǎn)單英文笑話：新西蘭的氣候

　　Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?

　　老師:馬修，新西蘭的氣候怎么樣?

　　Matthew: Very Cold, sir.

　　馬修:先生，那里的天氣很冷。

　　Teacher: Wrong.

　　老師:錯(cuò)了。

　　Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!

　　馬修:可是，先生!從那兒運(yùn)來(lái)的豬肉都凍得硬邦邦的。

　　簡(jiǎn)單英文笑話：我妹妹的手指頭

　　Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?

　　老師:凱溫，這次你怎么又遲到了?

　　Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.

　　凱溫:對(duì)不起。老師，我在家釘釘子，砸壞了兩個(gè)手指頭。

　　Teacher: I don't see any bandages.

　　老師:怎么沒(méi)有扎繃帶呀?

　　Kevin: Oh, they weren’t my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail.

　　凱溫:噢，砸的不是我的手指頭，我叫小妹妹扶著釘子的。