短一點(diǎn)的英語笑話精選

　　山西有個(gè)笑話之鄉(xiāng),就是地處山陜之交、黃河?xùn)|岸的萬榮縣，萬榮的笑話亦褒亦貶、亦莊亦諧、機(jī)智幽默、生動(dòng)有趣而又頗具地方特色。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的短一點(diǎn)的英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　短一點(diǎn)的英語笑話精選

　　雨傘(中英)

　　A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall，but he had put on the handle a card on which was written: "This umbrella belongs to a gentleman who can lift up a hundred pounds. I shall be back in ten minutes.”When he came back，he found，instead of his umbrella, another card on which was written，"This card belongs to a man who can run ten miles an hour. I shall come back.”

　　一位住在旅館的紳士把他的雨傘放在了大廳里，不過他在傘柄上系了一張卡片，上面寫道，“此傘屬于一位能舉百磅的紳士。我將在十分鐘內(nèi)回來。”當(dāng)他回來時(shí)，發(fā)現(xiàn)雨傘已經(jīng)不翼而飛，取而代之的是另一張卡片，上面寫著:“此卡是一位一小時(shí)能跑十英里的人留下的，我將永遠(yuǎn)不回來了。”

　　短一點(diǎn)的英語笑話閱讀

　　就是我(中英)

　　A pretty young lady went to cash a check at a bank. The teller examined it, and then asked, "Can you identify yourself?" Looking puzzled，the girl dipped into her handbag and pulled out a small mirror. She glanced into it for a moment, and then smiled, "Yes, it’s me all right.”

　　一位年輕漂亮的女士到銀行取錢。出納員在檢查了她的存折后問道:“您能證明您的身份嗎?”這個(gè)女孩聽了這話以后看上去很迷惑，隨后她從手提包里拿出一個(gè)小鏡子。她對(duì)著鏡子照了一會(huì)兒，笑了:“對(duì)呀，這就是我。”

　　短一點(diǎn)的英語笑話學(xué)習(xí)

　　誰的錯(cuò)(中英)

　　Teacher: Betty, you made so many mistakes in your exercise, surely your mother wilt blame you!

　　老師:貝蒂，你作業(yè)中出了這么多錯(cuò)，你媽媽一定會(huì)責(zé)怪你的!

　　Betty: Blame me? Oh, no. On the contrary, I' II blame her. Because it was she who did my homework instead.

　　貝蒂:責(zé)怪我?啊，不會(huì)的。正相反，我倒要責(zé)怪她呢，是她替我做的作業(yè)。

　　短一點(diǎn)的英語笑話欣賞

　　完美的反駁(中英)

　　Do you mind if I smoke?

　　你介意我抽煙嗎?

　　I don’t care if you burst into flames and die.

　　我不在乎你點(diǎn)著自己然后燒死。

　　短一點(diǎn)的英語笑話品味

　　馬克吐溫下的定義(中英)

　　What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

　　動(dòng)物標(biāo)本剝制師和收稅員有什么區(qū)別?

　　The taxidermist takes only your skin.

　　動(dòng)物標(biāo)本剝制師只是剝皮。

　　短一點(diǎn)的英語笑話品析

　　海灣危機(jī)(中英)

　　When Bush’s top advisors told him there was a GULF crisis, he misunderstood and went to practice his chipping.

　　當(dāng)布什總統(tǒng)的高級(jí)顧問告訴他發(fā)生了海灣危機(jī)，他誤會(huì)了意思，然后去練習(xí)高爾夫球的切球技術(shù)去了。

　　經(jīng)典的短一點(diǎn)的英語笑話

　　父親的親筆簽名(中英)

　　Teacher: Tom, you haven't shown your parents the examination papers, have you?

　　老師:湯姆，你沒把你的考卷給你的父母看，是嗎?

　　Tom: Yes, I have, sir.

　　湯姆:不，老師,我給看了。

　　Teacher: But I can’t find your father's John Hancock on the papers at all.

　　老師:可是我在上面根本沒找著你父親的親筆簽名啊。

　　Tom : Here，sir. (Showing his whipped arms to the teacher.)

　　湯姆:在這里老師。(湯姆向老師露出手臂上的鞭傷)

　　關(guān)于短一點(diǎn)的英語笑話

　　打字(中英)

　　Teacher: Your typing is improving, Mary. There are only seventeen mistakes here.

　　老師:瑪麗，你的打字有進(jìn)步，這兒只有十七個(gè)錯(cuò)。

　　Mary: That's great!

　　瑪麗:那太棒了!

　　Teacher: And now I'll look at the second sentence. . .

　　老師:現(xiàn)在我再來看看第二句……