英語(yǔ)笑話大全帶翻譯精選

　　在我國(guó)古代流傳下來(lái)的許多笑話中,雖然有不少平庸之作,甚至還有些內(nèi)容庸俗的篇什,但也不乏能反映古人睿智和幽默以至令人噴飯的佳作。下面小編整理了英語(yǔ)笑話大全帶翻譯，希望大家喜歡!

　　英語(yǔ)笑話大全帶翻譯摘抄

　　優(yōu)缺點(diǎn)(中英)

　　"This house,”said the real-estate salesman, "has both its good points and its bad point. To show you I' m honest, I'm going to tell yon about the disadvantages一there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse one block north.”

　　“這幢房子，”房地產(chǎn)推銷商說(shuō)，“既有優(yōu)點(diǎn)也有缺點(diǎn)。為了說(shuō)明我是誠(chéng)實(shí)的，我將告訴你們它的缺點(diǎn)是—在南面隔一個(gè)街區(qū)的地方有一家化工廠，在北面隔一個(gè)街區(qū)的地方有一家屠宰場(chǎng)。”

　　"What are the advantages?" inquired the prospective buyer.

　　“那么長(zhǎng)處呢?”欲購(gòu)房的人問(wèn)道。

　　"The good thing about it,” said the a-gent, "is that you can always tell which way the wind is blowing.”

　　“它的好處，”代理人說(shuō)道，“就是，你總能分辨風(fēng)是從哪邊吹過(guò)來(lái)的。”

　　英語(yǔ)笑話大全帶翻譯鑒賞

　　提醒信(中英)

　　In the veterinary office where I’m a technician, we mail out reminders when pets are due for vaccinations. Bruno, a German shepherd, arrived for his annual shot, and we were required by state law to ask his owner if Bruno had bitten anyone in the last ten days. "Oh yes , in fact that’s why we' re here，”she replied. Surprised, I told her we assumed they'd come in because of our reminder.

　　我是一家獸醫(yī)站的技師。當(dāng)動(dòng)物到了該注射疫苗的時(shí)候，我們就寄出提醒信。一條德國(guó)牧羊犬布魯諾來(lái)做每年一次的狂犬疫苗注射。依照州立法律的要求，我們問(wèn)他的主人，在過(guò)去的十天里布魯諾是否咬了什么人。“噢，是的，實(shí)際上這也是我們到這里來(lái)的原因。”她回答說(shuō)。我覺(jué)得奇怪，告訴她我們以為他們是因?yàn)槭盏搅颂嵝研挪艁?lái)的。

　　"We did,” she explained. "Bruno bit the mail carrier who was delivering your card.”

　　“的確如此，”她解釋說(shuō)。“布魯諾咬了你們送提醒信的郵遞員。”

　　英語(yǔ)笑話大全帶翻譯賞析

　　單簧管(中英)

　　When I played with a symphony orchestra, our union reached an agreement with a major airline about which instruments we could carry on board，and which had to be shipped as luggage. A cellist was dismayed to find that his delicate, expensive wood instrument was consigned to the rougher handling and cold temperatures of the baggage hold.

　　我在一個(gè)交響樂(lè)團(tuán)演奏時(shí)，我們樂(lè)團(tuán)與一家大航空公司達(dá)成協(xié)議，哪些樂(lè)器可以帶上飛機(jī)，哪些要作為行李運(yùn)送。一個(gè)大提琴手驚慌地發(fā)現(xiàn)他那精致、昂貴的木質(zhì)樂(lè)器竟要托運(yùn)，經(jīng)受行李艙的低溫以及野蠻的裝卸。

　　He neatly solved the problem. Cello in hand, he approached the flight attendant at the gate and asked, "May I bring my clarinet on board?” scanning her list, she replied, "Clarinet is okay. Have a good trip,” and, smiling, waved him on.

　　他干凈利索地解決了這個(gè)問(wèn)題。他手里拿著大提琴，走到門口的空中小姐面前，問(wèn)道:“我可以將我的單簧管帶上飛機(jī)嗎?”她檢視了一下單子，答道:“單簧管可以。祝你旅途愉快。”然后微笑著揮手讓他進(jìn)去了。

　　英語(yǔ)笑話大全帶翻譯欣賞

　　極端的自殺性爆炸者(中英)

　　BBC World Service announcer: "A Palestinian suicide bomber has struck again in the Northern town of Afula in Israel killing at least four people and wounding several more. The Israeli army has responded by. . ."

　　英國(guó)廣播公司世界新聞:“一名巴勒斯坦自殺性爆炸者在以色列北部小鎮(zhèn)阿夫拉又一次引發(fā)爆炸，造成至少四人死亡多人受傷。以色列軍隊(duì)決定對(duì)此做出反應(yīng)……”

　　Rick, bored, while I worked out his Algebra problem for him: "Can't they catch the guy who's doing all this bombing?

　　當(dāng)我給我的兒子雷克做他的代數(shù)題的時(shí)候，雷克無(wú)聊的問(wèn)我:“他們能抓住做所有這些事的那個(gè)人嗎?”

　　Me: "Uh. . . er. . . well, might not be the same guy. I think they might be getting names confused, you know, they got a lot of similar sounding names there一a lot of Mohammad's. "

　　我說(shuō):“這個(gè)嘛，也許不是同一個(gè)人。我覺(jué)得他們也許把名字搞混了。你知道嗎?他們有許多人的名字聽上去都差不多，都是叫穆罕默德什么的。”

　　Rick: "Oh.”

　　雷克:“噢。”