笑話中體現(xiàn)的笑話性主要是消解了英語言語內(nèi)在和外在的異常后才生成的。下面是學習啦小編帶來的帶翻譯英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　帶翻譯英語笑話大全

　　(一)

　　為什么要叫喚 Why is he howling

　　Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.

　　牙醫(yī)：請不要再叫了，我都還沒有挨著你的牙齒啊!

　　Patient: I know. But you are standing on my foot!

　　病人：但是，親，你可知道，你踩到我腳了!!!

　　(二)

　　不娶你就能存很多錢 Saving money

　　Husband: Before I married you, I never thought of saving money.

　　丈夫：在娶你進門之前，我從來沒有想過要存錢。

　　Wife: And now?

　　妻子：那現(xiàn)在呢?

　　Husband: Now I'm thinking About how much I could have saved if I hadn't married you.

　　丈夫：現(xiàn)在我在想，要是沒有娶你的話，我可以存多少錢。

　　帶翻譯英語笑話欣賞

　　(一)

　　我有的選嗎 Do I have any other choice

　　One day, Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?"

　　一天，夏娃問亞當："你當真愛我嗎?"

　　Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?"

　　亞當無可奈何地回答："我還有的選擇嗎?"

　　(二)

　　時間對豬有什么意義What is Time to a Pig

　　One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads,see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city mansaw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eatapples from an apple tree.

　　一天，有一個城市里的游客來到一個小鄉(xiāng)村，在鄉(xiāng)間路上開著車，想看看農(nóng)莊是什么樣子，也想看看農(nóng)夫怎樣種田過日子。這位城里人看見一位農(nóng)夫在宅后的草地 上，手中抱著一頭豬，并把它舉得高高的，好讓它能夠吃到樹上的蘋果。

　　The city man said to the farmer,” I see that your pig likes apples, but isn”t that quite a waste oftime?” The farmer replied,” What‘s time to a pig?”

　　城里人對農(nóng)夫說，”我看你的豬挺喜歡吃蘋果的，但是，這不是很浪費時間嗎?”那位農(nóng)夫 回答說，”時間對豬有什么意義?”

　　經(jīng)典的帶翻譯英語笑話

　　(一)

　　讓你兒子靜下來Calming your son

　　In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing baby.The gentleman kept repeating softly, "Don't get excited, Albert; don't scream, Albert; don'tyell, Albert; keep calm, Albert."

　　一個人在超市里推著購物車，一個小孩子在車里不停的大吵大叫。推車的男人一直溫柔地念叨著：”別激動，阿爾伯特，別嚷出來，阿爾伯特，別叫，阿爾伯特，冷靜，阿爾伯特。"

　　A woman standing next to him said, "You certainly are to be commended for trying to sootheyour son, Albert."The man looked at her and said, "Lady, I'm Albert."

　　站在他旁邊的一位女士對他說道：“您能這樣安慰您的兒子阿爾伯特真的讓我們感到很不容易。”男人看著那位女士說：“太太，我是阿爾伯特。

　　(二)

　　如夢初醒As If Awakening From A Dream

　　A competition which subject is on giving up drinking is proceeding. One of lecturers saysexcitedly, " Alcohol can break down conjugal(婚姻的) relation, even cause your wife to leaveyou… "A man shouts out at the news, "Give me another bottle of Brandy."

　　以戒酒為主題的演講比賽正在進行，一個演講者動情地說：“酒精可以破壞夫妻關系，甚至導致妻子離開自己的丈夫……”這時一個男人大聲喊：“再來一瓶白蘭地!”

　　帶翻譯英語笑話鑒賞

　　死后重生Life After Death

　　Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees."Yes, Sir." the newrecruit replied."Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you leftearly yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you.“

　　你相信人死后仍有生命嗎?”老板問他的一個員工。“是的，先生。”這個新員工回答說。“哦，那么，這樣說來一切就很正常了，” 老板繼續(xù)說，“在你今早離開，去參加你奶奶的葬禮，她來看你了。”

　　帶翻譯英語笑話賞析

　　拍賣會上At Auction Fair

　　At auction spot, someone has lost a bag, in which has the vital document.The owner says, "Once who picked it up brings it to me, I will take out 200 dollars to remunerate reward him or her."On hearing the news, another chap shouts out:" I reward 300 dollars."

　　拍賣會上，有人的包丟了，里面裝有重要文件。物主說：“有誰揀到送還，我將拿出200美元以表酬謝。”話剛出口，就聽有人喊：“我出300美元。”