英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯爆笑的小學(xué)

　　若要推論現(xiàn)行冷笑話的來(lái)源,或已無(wú)從考證，它的傳播方式并非特定,既能通過(guò)網(wǎng)絡(luò)等媒體進(jìn)行傳播,也能通過(guò)人們口耳相傳。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯爆笑的小學(xué)，歡迎閱讀!

　　英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯爆笑的小學(xué)精選

　　Excuse for Speeding

　　Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over.

　　"Why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled.

　　Our brakes are no good-so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!

　　超速的理由

　　哈里與勞埃德超速行駛，一輛警車(chē)攔住了他們。

　　“你們?yōu)槭裁撮_(kāi)那么快?”警官喊道。

　　我們的剎車(chē)不好，因此我們想在發(fā)生事故前趕緊到達(dá)目的地。

　　英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯爆笑的小學(xué)閱讀

　　新西蘭的氣候是什么樣的?

　　The Climate of New Zealand

　　Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?

　　Matthew: Very Cold, sir.

　　Teacher: Wrong.

　　Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!

　　新西蘭的氣候

　　老師：馬修，新西蘭的氣候怎么樣?

　　馬修：先生，那里的天氣很冷。

　　老師：錯(cuò)了。

　　馬修：可是，先生!從那兒運(yùn)來(lái)的豬肉都凍得硬邦邦的。

　　英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯爆笑的小學(xué)學(xué)習(xí)

　　逼真的戲劇 Real Play

　　Real Play

　　When I taught the introduction-to-theater course at North Dakota State University, I requiredmy students to attend the university theater's current production and write a critique.

　　After viewing a particularly fine performance, one student wrote: The play was so real, Ithought I was actually sitting on my couch at home, watching it on television.

　　逼真的戲劇

　　我在北達(dá)科他州立大學(xué)教戲劇入門(mén)課時(shí)，要求學(xué)生們?nèi)タ磳W(xué)校劇團(tuán)當(dāng)時(shí)的演出，并寫(xiě)一篇評(píng)論?？戳艘粓?chǎng)極為精彩的演出后，

　　一名學(xué)生寫(xiě)道：“這部戲劇是如此逼真，以致于我認(rèn)為我自己是坐在家里的沙發(fā)上，從電視上看到的。”

　　英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯爆笑的小學(xué)欣賞

　　浪費(fèi)還是節(jié)約 Waste or Save

　　Waste or Save

　　Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wastingtime?

　　Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven' I?

　　浪費(fèi)還是節(jié)約

　　父親：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。難道你不知道你這是在浪費(fèi)時(shí)間嗎?

　　杰克：我知道，爸爸。可我還給您節(jié)省了一頓飯呢，是不是?

　　英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯爆笑的小學(xué)品味

　　Which part? 哪一部分?

　　A: "I was born in California."

　　B: "Which part?"

　　A: "All of me."

　　A：“我出生在加州。”

　　B：“哪一部分?”

　　A：“每一部分。”

　　英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯爆笑的小學(xué)摘抄

　　你活不成了 You're Not Going to Make it

　　Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway.

　　"Your husband is very sick, " the doctor said, "but there are three things you can do to ensure his survival. First, fix him three healthful, delicious meals a day. Next, give him a stress-free environment , and don't complain about anything. Finally, make passionate love to him every day.

　　On the drive home the husband asked, "What did the doctor say?"

　　"I'm sorry, " she said, "but you're not going to make it."

　　一個(gè)人得了重病，妻子伴隨他去看醫(yī)生。檢查過(guò)后，醫(yī)生示意病人的妻子到走廊見(jiàn)他。

　　“你丈夫病得很重，”醫(yī)生說(shuō)，“但有三件事可保住他的性命。第一，一日三餐，要營(yíng)養(yǎng)美味。第二，給他一個(gè)輕松的環(huán)境，不要抱怨。第三，每天都對(duì)他傾注熾熱的愛(ài)。”

　　在驅(qū)車(chē)回家的路上，丈夫問(wèn)道：“醫(yī)生說(shuō)了什么?”

　　“很遺憾，”妻子說(shuō)，“你活不成了。”

　　英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯爆笑的小學(xué)鑒賞

　　不小心咬破了自己的舌頭

　　"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.

　　“我們有毒嗎?”一個(gè)年幼的蛇問(wèn)它的母親。

　　"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"

　　“是的，寶貝”，她回答說(shuō)，“你問(wèn)這個(gè)干什么?”

　　"Because I've just bitten my tongue! "

　　“因?yàn)槲覄倓傄谱约旱纳囝^。”