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簡(jiǎn)單的小學(xué)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)欣賞

　　My roommate was interested in a young man in her English-literature class, but she was tooshy to let him know. One day she overheard him say he was on his way to the library for acertain book. She rushed to the library, found the book and stuck in it a letter from hermother.

　　"Why would he want to read a letter from your mother?" I asked.

　　"He wouldn't, but if he's any kind of gentleman, he'll return it to me " Her dorm and roomnumbers were on the envelope, of course.

　　The next day he appeared with the letter and asked my roommate out on a date. "Couldn'tfail," she later told me. "The book was Great Expectations.

　　我的室友

　　我的室友對(duì)她英國(guó)文學(xué)課上的一個(gè)年輕人有意思，但又不好意思讓他知道。一天，她聽(tīng)到他和別人說(shuō)要去圖書(shū)館借某本書(shū)。她沖到圖書(shū)館，找到那本書(shū)，夾進(jìn)去她媽媽來(lái)的一封信。

　　“他為什么會(huì)要讀你媽媽來(lái)的信呢?”我問(wèn)。

　　“他不會(huì)讀的。但如果他還算是個(gè)紳士的話(huà)，他會(huì)把信還給我的。”當(dāng)然啦，她的宿舍及房間號(hào)碼就在信封上。

　　第二天，他拿著那封信出現(xiàn)了，并約我室友出去。“錯(cuò)不了的，”她后來(lái)對(duì)我說(shuō)，“那本書(shū)的書(shū)名是《遠(yuǎn)大前程》。”

　　簡(jiǎn)單的小學(xué)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)品析

　　Looking for a companion

　　A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: ' I want a companion who issmall and cute, loves water sports and enjoys group activities. "

　　Back came the answer: "Marry a penguin. "

　　尋找伴侶

　　一個(gè)單身漢要電腦為他找個(gè)完美的伴侶：“我要找一個(gè)嬌小可愛(ài)的、喜愛(ài)水上運(yùn)動(dòng)又喜歡群體活動(dòng)的伴侶。”

　　回答是：“娶一只企鵝吧。”

　　經(jīng)典簡(jiǎn)單的小學(xué)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)

　　Post Cards

　　My teen-age daughter was preparing to return home after having visited her grandparents for a few weeks one summer. Her grandfather gave her 12 post cards .

　　"Here, write us a few lines every month," he said.

　　Months passed and the cards remained unused-that is until the day this letter arrived:

　　"Dear Jennifer,

　　Life is a series of stages.

　　As a child, I looked forward to becoming a teenager-that happened.

　　As a teen-ager ,I looked forward to becoming a young man-that happened.

　　As a young man, I looked forward to meeting a young woman, in love and becoming a married man-that happened.

　　As a married man, I looked forward to becoming a father-that happened.

　　As a father, I looked forward to becoming a grandfather to beautiful ,intelligent grandchildren-that happened.

　　Then I looked forward to the day they would learn to write-that hasn't happened yet.

　　Yours Sincerely"

　　十二張卡片

　　一個(gè)夏天，我十多歲的女兒在她祖父母家過(guò)了幾周。她準(zhǔn)備回家時(shí)，祖父給了她十二張卡片。

　　“每月給我們來(lái)個(gè)短信，”他說(shuō)。

　　幾個(gè)月過(guò)去了，可卡片一直放在那兒沒(méi)用----直到有一天來(lái)了這樣一封信：

　　“親愛(ài)的詹妮芙：

　　生活是一系列階段組成的。

　　還是個(gè)孩子的時(shí)候，我期待著成為一個(gè)青少年----我如愿以?xún)斄恕?/p>

　　還是個(gè)年輕人的時(shí)候，我期待著遇到一個(gè)年輕的女人，戀愛(ài)、結(jié)婚----我如愿以?xún)斄恕?/p>

　　結(jié)了婚，我便期待著成為一個(gè)父親----我如愿以?xún)斄恕?/p>

　　作為父親，我期待著成為一個(gè)祖父，有漂亮、聰明的孫兒孫女----我也如愿以?xún)斄恕?/p>

　　接著，我期待著有一天他們能給我寫(xiě)信----我卻還沒(méi)有如愿以?xún)敗?/p>

　　關(guān)于簡(jiǎn)單的小學(xué)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)

　　A Stubborn Horse

　　The great novelist had gone mad, but now there seemed to be some hope for his recovery.For six months, he had been sitting at his typewriter pounding out a novel. Finally, hepronounced it completed and brought the book to his psychiatrist, who eagerly beganreading it aloud:

　　"General Jackson leaped upon his faithful horse and yelled, 'Giddyap, giddyap, giddyap,giddyap"' The doctor thumbed through the rest of the manuscript." There's nothing here but500 pages of giddyaps! " he exclaimed."

　　"Stubborn horse," explained the writer.

　　倔強(qiáng)的馬

　　大作家瘋了，但現(xiàn)在似乎還有恢復(fù)的希望。六個(gè)月以來(lái)，他都坐在打字機(jī)旁用力地敲一部小說(shuō)。終于，他宣稱(chēng)書(shū)已寫(xiě)好并把它拿到精神病醫(yī)生那里。醫(yī)生急切地大聲朗讀起來(lái)：

　　“杰克遜將軍跨上他的忠實(shí)的馬，喊道：‘駕，駕，駕，駕……’”醫(yī)生翻了翻剩下的手稿。“五百頁(yè)紙竟全是‘駕，駕’!”他驚奇地說(shuō)。

　　“是匹倔強(qiáng)的馬，”作家解釋道。