簡(jiǎn)單易懂的英語(yǔ)笑話包括翻譯

　　漢語(yǔ)冷笑話作為一種特殊語(yǔ)言現(xiàn)象，越來(lái)越受到中國(guó)人的歡迎。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的簡(jiǎn)單易懂的英語(yǔ)笑話包括翻譯，歡迎閱讀!

　　簡(jiǎn)單易懂的英語(yǔ)笑話包括翻譯精選

　　I，You and she

　　Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: 1, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said," I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student.

　　When Peter went home, his father asked him what he had learned at school. Peter said at once, " I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to his mother) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student His father got angry and said, "I, I am your father; (then pointing to his wife) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son.

　　The next morning at school, the teacher asked Peter if he had learned the three words by heart. "Yes," he said proudly, "I, I am your father; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son."

　　Notes:

　　(1) learn sth. by heart諳記;能背出

　　(2) proudly adv.自豪地

　　Exercises:

　　根據(jù)短文回答下列問(wèn)題：

　　① What did Peter learn on his first day at school?

　?、?How many sentences did the teacher teach him?

　?、?Who asked him a question when Peter went home?

　　④ How did his father feel when he heard Peter's sentences?

　?、?What sentences did his father teach him?

　　我，你，她

　　彼得是個(gè)聰明的孩子。在學(xué)校的第一天，他學(xué)了三個(gè)詞：我，你，她。老師教他如何用這三個(gè)詞造句子。老師說(shuō)：“我，我是你的老師;(然后指著一個(gè)女孩)她，她是你的同學(xué);你，你是我的學(xué)生。”

　　彼得回到家里，爸爸問(wèn)他學(xué)了什么。彼得馬上說(shuō)：“我，我是你的老師;(然后指著他的媽媽)她，她是你的同學(xué);你，你是我的學(xué)生。”他的爸爸聽(tīng)了非常生氣，說(shuō)：“我，我是你的爸爸;(然后指著他的妻子)她，她是你的媽媽;你，你是我的兒子。”

　　第二天，老師問(wèn)彼得是否用心學(xué)那三個(gè)詞了。“是的，”彼得自豪地說(shuō)，“我，我是你的爸爸;(然后指著一個(gè)女孩)她，她是你的媽媽;你，你是我的兒子。”

　　練習(xí)參考答案：

　?、?He learnt three words: 1, You and She.

　?、?Three sentences.

　?、?His father.

　　④ He got angry.

　?、?I, I am your father; She, She is your mother; You, You my son.

　　簡(jiǎn)單易懂的英語(yǔ)笑話包括翻譯閱讀

　　You May Select

　　The husband complained that his wife always cooked the same dish.

　　One day, the husband got home and asked his wife, "My dear, what will we eat today?"

　　The wife said, "You may select the dish today."

　　The husband was very glad and asked, "Which dishes are there today?"

　　"Cabbage."

　　"The others?"

　　"None."

　　"Then how to select?"

　　"Eat or not eat!" the wife said.

　　Notes:

　　(1) complain v.抱怨

　　(2) cabbage n.白菜

　　Exercises:

　　根據(jù)短文選擇正確答案：

　　① What did the husband complain about?

　　A. His wife sometimes cooked the same dish.

　　B. His wife seldom cooked the same dish.

　　C. His wife always cooked the same dish.

　　D. His wife didn't cook any dish.

　?、?What question did the husband ask one day?

　　A. He asked what they would cat.

　　B. He asked if there was anything to eat.

　　C. He asked if there was any meat.

　　D. He asked if there was any cabbage.

　?、?The wife told him that_____ .

　　A. there was no meat

　　B. there was a lot of cabbage

　　C. he could select the dish

　　D. he could cook some other dishes

　?、?The husband was at first_____ .

　　A. very disappointed

　　B. very angry

　　C. very sad

　　D. very glad

　?、?We can be sure that_____ .

　　A. the family had nothing to eat on that day

　　B. the family had only one dish on that day

　　C. the family had several dishes an that day

　　D. the family went out to a restaurant on that day

　　可以選擇

　　丈夫抱怨妻子總是做同樣的一種菜。

　　一天，丈夫回到家，問(wèn)妻子：“親愛(ài)的，今天我們吃啥菜?”

　　妻子回答：“今天你可以選擇。”

　　丈夫感到非常高興，又問(wèn)：“都有哪些菜呢?”

　　“炒白菜。”

　　“還有呢?”

　　“沒(méi)了。”

　　“那你要我怎么選呢?”

　　“吃還是不吃!”妻子一本正經(jīng)地說(shuō)道。

　　練習(xí)參考答案：

　　①C②A③C④D⑤B

　　簡(jiǎn)單易懂的英語(yǔ)笑話包括翻譯學(xué)習(xí)

　　Three Men in a Boat

　　Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and reeled in their catch.

　　A passing policeman stopped to watch the spectacle and asked the man in the middle if he knew the other two.

　　"Oh yes, " he said. "They are my friends.

　　"In that case, " warned the officer, "you'd better get them out of here!"

　　"Yes, sir, " the man replied, and he began rowing furiously.

　　Notes:

　　(1) bait v.置餌于(鉤等上以捕魚(yú)等)

　　(2) imaginary adj.想象的

　　(3) reel v. 卷或纏(釣絲等)

　　(4) spectacle n. 景象;光景

　　(5) furiously adv. 瘋狂般地

　　Exercises:

　　根據(jù)短文選擇正確答案：

　?、?Where were the three men?

　　A. on a street

　　B. in a shopping centre

　　C. in a park

　　D. by a lake

　?、?Who was reading a newspaper?

　　A. the one in the middle

　　B. the one on the left

　　C. the one on the right

　　D. the policeman was reading a newspaper

　?、?What were the others doing?

　　A. They were reading newspapers.

　　B. They were eating fish.

　　C. They were pretending to fish.

　　D. They were boating.

　?、?What's the interrelationship among the three men?

　　A. They were friends.

　　B. They were relatives.

　　C. They were strangers to each other.

　　D. They were members of one family.

　?、?Where did the man in the middle imagine he was?

　　A. on a train

　　B. on a bus

　　C. in a plane

　　D. in a boat

　　三人同舟

　　三位男子在公園的長(zhǎng)椅上坐著。中間的一個(gè)在讀報(bào)紙，另外兩個(gè)在假裝釣魚(yú)。他們給想象的魚(yú)鉤上魚(yú)餌，放線，并卷線把魚(yú)抓上來(lái)。

　　一位過(guò)路警察駐足觀察了這個(gè)景象，他問(wèn)中間的那個(gè)男子是否認(rèn)識(shí)其他兩位。

　　“喔，認(rèn)識(shí)，”他說(shuō)，“他們是我的朋友。”

　　“那樣的話，”警察告誡說(shuō)，“你最好把他們從這里弄走。”

　　“好的，警官。”那男子回答說(shuō)，接著就開(kāi)始瘋狂般地做起劃槳的動(dòng)作來(lái)。

　　練習(xí)參考答案：

　?、貱②A③C④A⑤D