簡(jiǎn)短易懂的英語(yǔ)笑話精選

　　冷笑話是近幾年才出現(xiàn)的新興語(yǔ)言現(xiàn)象，它以網(wǎng)絡(luò)為主要的傳播方式。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的簡(jiǎn)短易懂的英語(yǔ)笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　簡(jiǎn)短易懂的英語(yǔ)笑話精選

　　I‘m the Only Driver

　　A short young man was running behind a bus which was full of passengers. But the bus still ran at a great speed.

　　"Stop, stop, " a passenger looked out of the window, and shouted at the young man, "you can't catch it ! "

　　"I must," the young fellow said, out of breath, "because I'm only driver of the bus.

　　Notes:

　　out of breath上氣不接下氣

　　Exercises:

　　根據(jù)短文判斷下列句子正(T)、(F)：

　?、?The young man who was running behind the bus was tall.

　　② The bus was half full of passengers.

　?、?The bus was running very fast.

　　④ The passenger bad pity on the young man.

　?、?The young man was the driver.

　　唯有我是司機(jī)

　　在一輛滿載乘客的公共汽車后面，一位小個(gè)子青年在奔跑著。氣車仍在高速前進(jìn)。

　　“停下吧，”一位乘客把頭伸出窗子，對(duì)小個(gè)子喊道，“你追不上的!”

　　“我必須追上，”小個(gè)子氣喘吁吁地說(shuō)，“我是司機(jī)!”

　　練習(xí)參考答案：

　　①F②F③T④T⑤T

　　簡(jiǎn)短易懂的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀

　　Such a Long Dog

　　Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went on for miles, this time he stepped the other dog's tail, so this dog barked. The blind man had thought that it was the first dog, so he said in surprise, " It's a wonder that the dog is so long.

　　Notes:

　　(1) bark v.犬吠

　　(2) in surprise驚奇地

　　Exercises:

　　根據(jù)短文填空：

　?、?He stepped the head of the dog _____was sleeping.

　　② The dog barked _____a while.

　?、?The blind man went _____for miles .

　?、?The blind man had thought that it was the _____dog.

　　⑤ He said _____surprise, "It's a wonder that the dog is so long. "

　　107.如此長(zhǎng)的狗

　　從前有個(gè)瞎子。一天，他正在行路時(shí)踩著了一只正在睡覺(jué)的狗的腦袋。狗“汪汪汪”地叫了一陣。這人又往前走，這回踩著的是另外一只狗的尾巴。狗又“汪汪汪”地叫起來(lái)。瞎子以為還是那條狗，驚詫地說(shuō)：“奇怪，這只狗可真夠長(zhǎng)的。”

　　練習(xí)參考答案：

　?、?who ② for ③ on ④ first ⑤ in

　　簡(jiǎn)短易懂的英語(yǔ)笑話學(xué)習(xí)

　　Where It Should Be Plugged

　　A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old. One day, she took a plug and said to her son, " Look, there are two pieces of copper, so it must be plugged in a place where there are two holes. Where do you think it should be plugged?" She waited for an answer expectfully .

　　"Plug in nose." is the answer.

　　Notes:

　　(1 ) be good at 擅長(zhǎng)于

　　(2) copper n. 銅

　　(3) expectfully adv.期待地

　　Exercises:

　　根據(jù)短文選擇正確答案：

　?、?What is the mother good at?

　　A. seizing every chance to educate her son.

　　B. learning new things.

　　C. doing electric work.

　　D. doing house work.

　?、?How old is her son?

　　A. two years old

　　B. three years old

　　C. four years old

　　D. five years old

　?、?What did she show to her son one day?

　　A. a plug

　　B. copper

　　C. two holes

　　D. her nose

　?、?What did the woman want her son to know?

　　A. to know about electricity

　　B. to know about copper

　　C. to know how to use a plug

　　D. to know about nose

　?、?Where did the son think the plug should be plugged?

　　A. in nose

　　B. in anything with two holes

　　C. in water

　　D. in a car

　　108.插在何處

　　一位母親十分善于利用每一個(gè)機(jī)會(huì)對(duì)孩子進(jìn)行教育。她的兒子只有三歲。一天，她拿著一個(gè)插頭對(duì)兒子說(shuō)：“看，這里有兩個(gè)銅片，那它一定要插在有兩個(gè)孔的地方。你說(shuō)它應(yīng)該插在哪兒呢?”母親期待著兒子的回答。

　　“插在鼻子里!”兒子回答說(shuō)。

　　練習(xí)參考答案：

　?、貯②B③A④C⑤A