雙語閱讀：十二星座期待的情人節(jié)

　　二月十四情人節(jié)會給你帶來什么樣的感覺呢?十二星座對這個浪漫的節(jié)日都會有不同的反應(yīng)。你是怎樣度過這個節(jié)日呢?華麗的詩詞、心形巧克力還是火紅的玫瑰?

　　Aries: You're determined to receive the most cards, candy and flowers. Who says sending roses to yourself doesn't count?

　　白羊座：期望收到很多卡片、甜點和鮮花。誰說給自己送花不算數(shù)?

　　Taurus: A bouquet of dandelions, dime store chocolates and dinner at a fast food restaurant? Relax, it was just a bad dream!

　　金牛座：難道僅僅是一束蒲公英，廉價巧克力或者快餐店的一頓晚餐嗎?放松點，這只不過是個惡夢。

　　Gemini: You make two dates for the night -- and then backup plans with your friends in case you decide to flake on your original plans.

　　雙子座：你為今晚準(zhǔn)備了兩個約會，這樣萬一原定約會泡湯了還可以和朋友一起。

　　Cancer: Ooh, there's nothing like candy heart art and lace doilies to get you going! Martha Stewart's got nothing on you.

　　巨蟹座：沒有什么能像心形點心和系著綢帶的禮物那樣吸引你。但是大款可沒準(zhǔn)備送給你禮物。

　　Leo: You are displeased by the single red rose some admirer left on your windshield. Clearly you are worth at least a dozen!

　　獅子座：有人悄悄送了一支玫瑰，這讓你很是惱火，因為至少該送一打玫瑰啊!

　　Virgo: You refuse to share the box of chocolates you receive -- what if someone fingers them? What if someone sneezes on your roses?

　　處女座：拒絕跟別人分享你收到的巧克力。有人拿手指撥弄怎么辦?有人對著你的玫瑰打了個噴嚏怎么辦?

　　Libra: You send valentines to everyone you know: your hairdresser, your fourth grade teacher, your manicurist, your manicurist's cousin … You don't want anyone to feel left out.

　　天秤座：你給認(rèn)識的每個人都送去情人節(jié)的祝福：你的理發(fā)師、你四年級的老師、你的美甲師、美甲師的表弟……你不想讓任何人被遺忘。

　　Scorpio: Why go out for a fancy dinner when you already have dessert waiting at home? Who knew that a Cupid costume could be so sexy?

　　天蝎座：與其在家坐等餐后甜點不如出去享受一次奇特的美味。誰能想到丘比特的衣服會如此性感呢?

　　Sagittarius: You can't commit to sending a card -- what if the recipient reads too much into it? You fake temporary amnesia to avoid acknowledging the holiday.

　　射手座：不想贈送卡片——萬一收卡人誤解了你的意思怎么辦?為了避免這個誤會只好假裝忘記了這個節(jié)日。

　　Capricorn: Lacy hearts and syrupy sentiments make you sneeze -- besides, nothing says love like a new electronic organizer!

　　摩羯座：帶花邊的心形食品和甜甜的味道讓你禁不住打噴嚏——畢竟，誰都不會說愛情像一個新的電子記事本。

　　Aquarius: Manufactured holidays aren't your cup of decaffeinated herbal tea, but consuming a few vegan chocolates doesn't make you a conformist, does it?

　　水瓶座：這種人人都過的俗節(jié)似乎不太適合你的品位，但是稍稍隨俗一下，也沒什么。

　　Pisces: You live for this stuff! The world would be such a better place if we could all just hold hands and share heart-shaped cookies every day.

　　雙魚座：似乎你天生就為了過這個節(jié)日。如果每天都能分享心形甜點多好啊。