2016英文爆笑短笑話大全
2016英文爆笑短笑話大全
笑話簡(jiǎn)練而富有機(jī)趣,表達(dá)上常常有悖常理,多采用迂回曲折等高度藝術(shù)化的方式,是一定時(shí)期一個(gè)民族總體思維方式、審美情趣、表達(dá)習(xí)慣及社會(huì)主要矛盾的集中反映。 下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的2016英文爆笑短笑話大，歡迎閱讀!
2016英文爆笑短笑話大篇一
Teacher: "John, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"
John: "What do you think it is, sir?"
Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
John: "I don't think I know either, sir!"
老師：“John，動(dòng)詞ring的過(guò)去分詞是什么?”。
約翰：“你想它是什么呢”?
老師：“我不用想，我知道!”。
約翰：“我想我不知道”。
2016英文爆笑短笑話大篇二
Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody1 nose, black eye, and torn clothing.小彼得從操場(chǎng)回到家時(shí)，鼻子流血、黑眼圈及被撕破了衣服。It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. His father asked his son what happened. "Well, Dad," said Pete, "I challenged Larry to a duel2. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons."
顯然他剛與人惡斗了一番，而且打輸了。父親問兒子發(fā)生了什么事。“噢，爸爸，彼得說(shuō)，我向拉里挑起決斗，而且我讓他挑選武器。”"Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair."
“嗯，”父親說(shuō)，“這看上去很公平!”"I know, but I never thought he'd choose his sister!"
“我知道，但我沒想到他選擇了他姐姐!”
2016英文爆笑短笑話大篇三
Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me, Johnny.
Johnny: It's there, sir.
Teacher: That's right. Now Sammy, who discovered Australia?
Sammy: Johnny, sir.
老師: 約翰尼，在地圖上給我找出澳大利亞在什么地方。
約翰尼: 先生，在這兒。
老師: 對(duì)了。薩默，你來(lái)回答是誰(shuí)發(fā)現(xiàn)了澳大利亞?
薩默: 先生，是約翰尼。
2016英文爆笑短笑話大篇四
Teacher: Jack, why aren't you listening?
Jack: But, teacher, I'm listening.
Teacher: If you were listening, tell me what I said just now.
Jack: You said, "Jack, why aren't you listening?"
老師：杰克，你為什么不認(rèn)真聽課?
杰克：老師，我正在聽課呀!
老師：如果你剛才在聽課，那告訴我剛才我說(shuō)的什么。
杰克：您說(shuō)的是：“杰克，你為什么不認(rèn)真聽課?”
2016英文爆笑短笑話大篇五
man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second."
一男子進(jìn)入教堂和上帝對(duì)話.他問:"主啊, 一百萬(wàn)美元對(duì)你意味著多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又問:"那一百萬(wàn)年呢?"上帝說(shuō):"一秒鐘."最后男子請(qǐng)求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士嗎?"上帝回答:"過(guò)一秒鐘。”
2016英文爆笑短笑話大篇六
Restroom Use:Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom.There is now a strict 3 minute time limilt in the stalls.At the end of 3 minutes,an alarm will sound,the tollet paper roll will retract,the stall door will open and a picture will be taken.After your 2nd offense,your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board.
廁所使用規(guī)則：大家上廁所的時(shí)間太長(zhǎng)，現(xiàn)在規(guī)定一次只能去三分鐘。時(shí)間一到，廁紙會(huì)縮回，廁所門會(huì)打開，你將被拍下來(lái)。如果第二次違反規(guī)定，照片將被貼到公司公告欄。
2016英文爆笑短笑話大篇七
A poor man entered a doctor’s consulting-room. He looked very unhappy.
“Doctor,” he said, “you must help me. I swallowed a penny about a month ago.”
“Good heavens, man!” said the doctor. “Why have you waited so long? Why don’t you come to me on the day you swallowed it?”
“To tell you the truth, Doctor,” the poor man replied, “I didn’t need the money so badly then.”
一個(gè)窮人走進(jìn)診所。他滿臉憂愁。
“大夫。”他說(shuō)道：“您一定得幫幫我啊。大約在一個(gè)月前，我把一枚便士給吞進(jìn)肚子里去了。”
“天哪!伙計(jì)。”大夫說(shuō)道：“你怎么耽擱了這么久呢?你吞下它時(shí)怎么不來(lái)找我呢?”
窮人答道：“大夫，實(shí)話跟您說(shuō)吧。當(dāng)時(shí)我還并不急著用這錢呢!”
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