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　　搞笑英文個(gè)性簽名

　　You're never too old to learn something stupid.

　　越活越“二”?；畹嚼?，二到老。

　　The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

　　在這個(gè)世界上，我最不愿意做的事就是傷害你，但是這件事仍在我的考慮之列。

　　Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

　　知識(shí)就是說你知道西紅柿是一種水果;智慧就好似不要把它放進(jìn)水果沙拉里。

　　If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining

　　上帝瞅著咱們呢，大伙好歹喜感點(diǎn)吧!

　　I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian

　　老子拼死拼活?yuàn)^斗到食物鏈頂端，不是為了成為一個(gè)素食者。

　　Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt

　　剽悍的人生不需要解釋。

　　It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end

　　跳樓的時(shí)候，“啊——”的時(shí)候還沒死，“啪!”那才是死了。

　　Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were

　　好客就是：讓客人覺得他們像在他們家一樣，盡管你真的希望他們滾回他們家。

　　If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants。

　　直譯：如果你始終腳踏實(shí)地，那就別想穿褲子了。

　　意譯：人太老實(shí)沒法活。

　　Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine。

　　世界總是在變，但我卻怎么也便不出來。

　　人生何處不杯具，唯有面對(duì)飲水機(jī)。

　　Money is not everything There‘s Mastercard & Visa

　　鈔票不是萬能的，有時(shí)還需要信用卡。

　　One should love animals They are so tasty

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　　Although again sweet candy, also has a bitter day.

　　即使再甜的糖，也有苦的一天。

　　The life, is together at this moment intact.

　　生活在這個(gè)時(shí)刻里，一起都是完好無缺的。

　　The so-called "life",all depends on who you meet.

　　所謂的人生，便是取決于，遇見誰。

　　Never explain yourself to any one

　　永遠(yuǎn)不要向任何人解釋你自己

　　Such rigid is loving you, stems from love, is not willingly.

　　這么執(zhí)著的愛著你，是出自愛情，還是不甘心。

　　Pauses finally sadly in the most conspicuous position.

　　悲傷最終停留在最顯眼的位置。

　　Raising the mouth, and keep smiling.

　　揚(yáng)起嘴角，繼續(xù)微笑。

　　If life only such as first, then timesong will prosperous some.

　　若人生只如初見，那么似水流年會(huì)不會(huì)繁華一些。

　　How good can shelf life only to tomorrow today.

　　多么好的明天 可保質(zhì)期只到今天 。

　　I miss you .but I miss you

　　我想念你，但是我錯(cuò)過你了

　　You're gone, I found that have no you will void, and your heart had another of her.

　　等你離開，我才發(fā)現(xiàn)心里沒有你會(huì)空虛，而你的心里卻有另一個(gè)她了。

　　without uproar not unreasonable, don't cry not pride。

　　我很好,不吵不鬧不無理取鬧,不哭不傲。

　　Time heals almost everything. Give time time

　　時(shí)間幾乎會(huì)愈合所有事情。請(qǐng)給時(shí)間一點(diǎn)時(shí)間。

　　Trust always can not stand test, appear so vulnerable.

　　信任，總是經(jīng)不起考驗(yàn)，顯得如此不堪一擊。

　　owever mean your life is, meet it and live it; do not shun it and call it hard names

　　不論你的生活如何卑賤，你要面對(duì)它生活，不要躲避它，更別用惡言咒罵它。

　　The smallest courtesies along the rough roads of life are like the little birds that sing to us all winter long, and make that season of ice and snow more endurable

　　在坎坷的生活道路上，最細(xì)小的禮貌猶如在漫長的冬天為我們歌唱的小鳥，那歌聲使冰天雪地的寒冷變得較易忍受。

　　When you quarrel with a close friend, talk about the main dish, don't quibble over the appetizers

　　當(dāng)你和你親近的人吵嘴的時(shí)候，試著就事論事，不要扯出那些陳芝麻、爛谷子的事。

　　"Who shuts love out, in turn shall be shut out from love"

　　“誰拒愛于門外，也必將被愛拒諸門外。”

　　Perseverance can sometimes equal genius in its results

　　毅力在效果上有時(shí)能同天才相比。

　　Whenever you make a phone call, smile when you pick up the phone, because someone can feel it!

　　無論什么時(shí)候打電話，摘起話筒的時(shí)候請(qǐng)微笑，因?yàn)閷?duì)方能感覺到!

　　A quiet mind may live as contentedly there, and have as cheering thoughts, as in a palace

　　一個(gè)從容的人，在哪里也像在皇宮中一樣，生活得心滿意足而富有愉快得思想。