英語(yǔ)短笑話(huà)

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　　哪有人能彎腰彎那么低的啊?

　　How could anyone stoop so low?

　　Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him -- his height. Or, should I say, his lack of it. One day, he stormed through the door and announced angrily, "Someone just picked my pocket!" Most of my fellow waitresses and I were speechless, except for the one who blurted out, "How could anyone stoop so low?"

　　我們的餐廳經(jīng)理是一位深受大家愛(ài)戴，和藹而又快樂(lè)的人。但在他面前有一件事不能提--他的身高?；蛘?，我應(yīng)該說(shuō)，他是有點(diǎn)矮!一天，經(jīng)理怒氣沖沖地撞門(mén)而入，高聲說(shuō)，

　　“有人拿了我的錢(qián)包!”

　　我和其她大部女招待都沒(méi)敢吱聲，但有人卻蹦出一句話(huà)：

　　“哪有人能彎腰彎那么低的啊”!

　　小女孩的愿望

　　On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time.

　　在觀看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上，幼兒園老師問(wèn)學(xué)生的觀后感。班上最小的女孩說(shuō)，她希望舞蹈演員可以長(zhǎng)得更高一點(diǎn)兒，那么他們就不用整天踮著腳尖了。

　　你認(rèn)識(shí)他嗎

　　At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater(母校，校歌) . One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal.

　　I sure was! answered the host. He's the biggest jerk I've ever met. Did you know him too?

　　Sort of, replied the guest. My mother married him last Saturday.

　　在朋友家的一次宴會(huì)上，主人提起一位高中時(shí)的校友。一位客人問(wèn)他讀書(shū)期間，某位副校長(zhǎng)是否也在職。

　　當(dāng)然了，主人答道。他是我見(jiàn)過(guò)的最大的混蛋。你也認(rèn)識(shí)他嗎?

　　有點(diǎn)認(rèn)識(shí)，客人回答。我媽媽上周六嫁給了他。